Intelligent Design Awards: The Lamprey. God Explains, “I Always Say, A Picture Tells A Thousand Nightmares. Just Look At This Baby’s Jawless Mouth–Looks Like A Viet Cong Bamboo Trap Designed By Bosch, Don’t It? Yeah, Well, That’s My Design, Not Bosch’s. And Then There’s The Tongue, Which A Terrified Secular-Humanist Described As, ‘A piston-like tongue that can rasp into the body wall of their prey.’ You Don’t Mess With Perfection, Which Is Why I Haven’t Evolved The Lamprey In 450 Million Years. You Think You’re So Smart, Let’s See What You Look Like In 450 Million Years. Believe Me, You Don’t Wanna Know.” 
