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Entertainment / Russia / February 3, 2009
By Team eXiled

This hussie, named Karina Barbie, is hugely popular in Russia, a kind of low provincial Carmen Elektra. She’s originally from the central Kazakh town of Karaganda, which is a euphemism in Russian for “backwater.” Buck-toothed and head slightly askew, it’s not clear how she broke through to national celebrity status or what she had to do to get there. But now she’s frequently interviewed on serious programs on Russian TV and is a regular fixture on the Kremlin-backed Internet TV for teens, Russia.ru. All you see in this video is real. She usually includes her sullen, unhappy babushka in her shots, while she strip dances in various trashy wigs and flashes her bare snapper. It would be avant-garde Vice magazine trash fashion, if only it weren’t so authentic.

“I want to wish everyone a happy 2009 New Year!” she yells. Turning around and showing her g-string ass, she says “Here is your present. Hello, ass-new-year.” In the background her grandma pleads with her to sit down and stop, but Karina Barbie continues: “And I want to add one more thing: the USSR sucks! The USSR is fucking bullshit! Fuck the Soviet Union!”

She recently got her own Karina Barbie clothing collection — a mix of Austin Powers, Valeria  (the hot chick from Conan the Barbarian), Cupid and cheap tochka whore fashion — that sells for $1,000 $600 an outfit (thanks to the recent collapse of the ruble).

But Karina Barbie might not stay just a Russian sensation for long. In a recent interview, she admitted that she has totally outgrown Moscow. “It’s very cramped here for someone like me.” She’s now making plans to move to Hollywood.

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  • 1. CapnMarvel  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Why her? Give any provincialnaya tyolka enough cheap cognac, a stupid wig, and a few well-timed suggestions on Noviy God and you get the above. This is about as hard to reproduce as getting a fat American housewife to shop for double-stuff Oreos in her favorite XL pair of sweat pants down at the Sack ‘n Save.

    I’d still do her. With the wig on.

  • 2. Misha  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am

    That’s the saddest thing I have seen in a long time. Teens aspire to the same shit lifestyle everywhere, and Russia is definately no different. Let’s see what happens when the oil and gas money shrivels up … the Kreml will definately need a lot of new foreign enemies to stop the total moral collapse of the people (which is inevitable).

  • 3. Carpenter  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 am

    A drunken amateur slut shouting at the camera while trying to dance. What else do you got, Russia?

  • 4. Blue Meanie  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Lower on the talent totem pole than Carmen Electra?

    Isn’t that like being dumber than George W Bush?

  • 5. Sue Dunham  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 am

    WOW!!! My mind is boggled. Worst
    website I’ve ever seen. I roared with laughter. The capper was granny’s head appearing in the video.

  • 6. Awesome X  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 am

    As the world’s largest trailer park reaches yet another cultural nadir, I find myself wondering: Did somebody step on her face?

    But there’s good news, too gang – I just got back from New Year’s Eve 2039, and the Russian whatserface hasn’t lost a step!

    Sure she may have gotten a few wrinkles, and the twins might not stand up and say “Nu cho ty na chasik ili kak?” like they used to, but her razor-sharp wit and knack for biting social commentary remain:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6PpP-pAcg

  • 7. Delfosse  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Oh yeah, that babushka who appeared for a few seconds is hawt. I’d hit her. I’d let her fart in my face if she lets me arse-rape her later.

  • 8. jim  |  February 3rd, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    I’d pay a ruple for that.

  • 9. Lighty  |  February 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Fuck her. Does War Nerd play the harmonica? He fucking should. We need to start a band.

  • 10. GOD  |  February 4th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Gotta love it! …. trash whore slapping on some rags, drinking a bottle, and letting it ALL HANG OUT.

    NO SHAME IN 2009

  • 11. Ivan the Horny  |  February 11th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    OK, so she is naked apart from panties and a wig, she is drunk and she is cursing. And she looks like she puts out for a bottle of cheap vodka.

    Sounds fine to me. Beats watching American sitcoms anyday.

  • 12. tig  |  February 15th, 2009 at 11:35 am

    such a shame

  • 13. to karina  |  February 16th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    buttugly hoochie dancing on cheap Ussr(!) rug
    Yeaaah that will do especially in Hollywood
    hahahaha u wont earn a dollar there,slut!

  • 14. Arina  |  February 20th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    It not from Russia has arrived in general from other country and shakes doubtful Breast
    . In Moscow at us above it only are dared and regret..

  • 15. Olga M.  |  February 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Oh, please, do not think that she has a great succes in Russia, it isn’t truth. She is just a bad stripper having her own internet site. You can believe me because once I met her and talked with many people about. I live in Russia, Moscow, and… Such a shame =( I don’t want anybody to think that she belongs somehow to russian show-business.

  • 16. Alia  |  October 1st, 2009 at 1:52 am

    I join Arina and to Olga M. I live in Russia and only recently has learnt about it “nature misunderstanding”. And it has begun the ascension if I am not mistaken, in far 2006 and absolutely it is not popular. In Russia it is completely not popular, I will repeat, I have learnt about it recently. On TV it is not present, was few times lighted in transfers and all. On the Internet it appears only on sites of tricks and that is rare. It has a site and pair of sites created against it.

  • 17. Lexxie  |  March 22nd, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Actually, she is not so popular =) She is trying to make ratings by showing her pussy… She is awful)))

  • 18. Natti  |  March 22nd, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Dear Americans! This slut is NOT a popular russian strip-dancer or whatever. First of all she is from Kazakhstan. And second – she is only popular amoung internet prankers and forum trolls. Everyone laugh on her. So please, do not think that this scumbag is all what we have.
    From Russia with love.


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