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That Do and Don't Suck - The Bar Guide |
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FAST
PHI DELT
It all started at this place called DIRTY DANCING right next
to Belorussky station. Actually, the first time I saw it, I�d thought
it was a fucking Canadian Bagel because the sign on top. But then
I walked by it last weekend and there was this line as if this place
were selling the last bagel in New York. And I thought these guys
were supposed to hate kikes. More
Higgins...
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| Eat
Your Heart Out - The Food Guide |
A
DELICIOUS PUSSY
I was starving my brains out the other night. I just moved to Moscow
three weeks ago with my lifemate, Diane. We love to eat a good meal.
Heck, we just love to eat, period! It�s not easy to do that here in
Moscow, especially when you consider the prices and options. Vegetarian
food? Forget it. Weegan? Yeah, right. I�ve been forced to revert to
my animal-carnivore primal state just to survive here. Diane is finding
it even more difficult than me. She likes to watch her weight, which
is something I tease her about all the time. More... |
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