the eXile - bar-dak

Issue #22/103, November 9 - 23, 2000

b a r - d a k

Things That Do and Don't Suck - The Bar Guide

FAST PHI DELT
It all started at this place called DIRTY DANCING right next to Belorussky station. Actually, the first time I saw it, I’d thought it was a fucking Canadian Bagel because the sign on top. But then I walked by it last weekend and there was this line as if this place were selling the last bagel in New York. And I thought these guys were supposed to hate kikes. More Higgins...

Eat Your Heart Out - The Food Guide

A DELICIOUS PUSSY
I was starving my brains out the other night. I just moved to Moscow three weeks ago with my lifemate, Diane. We love to eat a good meal. Heck, we just love to eat, period! It’s not easy to do that here in Moscow, especially when you consider the prices and options. Vegetarian food? Forget it. Weegan? Yeah, right. I’ve been forced to revert to my animal-carnivore primal state just to survive here. Diane is finding it even more difficult than me. She likes to watch her weight, which is something I tease her about all the time. More...

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