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  • Roman Abramovich
  • Boris Berezovsky
  • Viktor Chernomyrdin
  • Anatoly Chubais
  • Vladimir Gusinsky
  • Mikhail Khodorkovsky
  • Victor Khristenko
  • Alexander Lebed
  • Michael Lesin
  • Yuri Luzhkov
  • Vladimir Potanin
  • Yevgeny Primakov
  • Vladimir Putin
  • Vladimir Rushailo
  • Alexander Smolensky
  • Sergei Stepashin
  • Vladimir Vinogradov
  • Alexander Voloshin
  • Rem Vyakhirev

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    Anatoly Chubais
    LENINIST RAO-UES

    Steals: Left and...shit, where's my wallet?
    Lies: Never once, he swears
    Hair: Lots; glowing orange color
    Jewish: On his mother's side
    Connections:World's largest rolodex. Lawrence Summers, Alexander Voloshin, Yegor Gaidar, "St. Petersburg Mafia" (i.e Boiko, Mostovoi)

    Career Notes: Recently tabbed an "oligarch" by Yevgeny Kiselov after shoring up control of UES...After having been a great Kremlin intriguer, is now literally a major regional powerhouse, brokering control of regional industry through judicious turning on and off of energy subsidy faucet...If he ever runs for office, may use famous Calvin Trillin campaign slogan: "Never been indicted"...Snake-charmed entire Western press corps with brandishment of laptop computer...Speaks English; has been spotted in limo outside Night Flight...Destined to work as cafeteria manager in hell, where jello will be on the menu but never on the shelves.

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