Issue #14/69, July 15 - 29, 1999 
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| The Ultimate McFool |
| U.S. Food Aid |
| Pin the Beard on the Lefty |
| Gore: Conqueror or Bird Food? |
| Negro Comix |
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Martin the Lefty had a few too many Amstel Lights at the Save Tibet Foundation meeting last night, and now he can't find his beard. Can you help him put it back on in time for him to take his seat on this afternoon's "Rethinking Mao" panel?
To help Martin put his beard back on before his girlfriend comes home and sees his Thai-stick-stained teeth for the first time, you and your friends must first cut out the perforation-lined beards supplied at left. Affix strips of scotch tape to the ends of each beard. Next, tack this page up on the wall, so that Martin is positioned roughly at face level. Now find a blindfold. Taking turns, each player must hold his beard sticky side out and, blindfolded, advance toward Martin and return his beard as closely to its original place as possible. The player who pins the beard most correctly wins!
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