Issue #24/79, December 12 - 26, 1999 
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| Can He Be Killed? |
| Revelations in the Russian Sky |
| Chauvinism Trap |
| Roundeye |
| Spy Inflitrated Moscow Club |
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Two scary characters. One terrorizes a sparsely-populated camp area, the other terrorizes his own heart surgeon. We're talking, of course, about the two most un-killable beasts of the late 20th Century, Boris Yeltsin and Jason from the Friday the 13th series. If you're not feeling spooked enough, then just check out this super-spooky comparison chart below... pleasant dreams!
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YELTSIN
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| Camp Crystal Lake | Kislevodsk |
| Hockey mask | Ellesse tennis headband |
| When you think he's dead, constantly comes back to life | When you think he's dead, constantly comes back to life |
| Machetes kids who dare to smoke dope and have sex | Axes ministers who dare to think they can be President |
| Kids keep coming back to Camp Crystal | IMF representatives keep coming back to Kremlin |
| Control-freak mother | Control-freak daughter |
| First film a box-office smash on $500,000 budget | Xerox box containing $500,000 |
| Town loony "crazy Ralph" warns of death curse on camp, but warnings fall on "deaf and bloody ears" | Town loony John Helmer warns of failure of economic reforms |
