Issue #11/92, June 8 - 22, 2000
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MEET MISS MONICA-MOSKVA 2000!Ain’t she a doozy! The eXile and radio station Serebryanny Dozhd 100.1 would like to thank all of the Monica-bees for showing that Russia’s girls can run circles around Clinton’s favorite intern—even if they have to hold a cigar between their thighs while running! Thanks also to sponsors Heineken, Sirius, and to Sveta for her superb organizational skills! Yep,
she’s a doozy all right! Here she is, Barbara, the winner of the eXile’s
“Miss Monica-Moskva 2000” contest. She did it all: the cigar run, the
stained dress competition, the putting the condom on the zucchini with
your mouth competition, and finally, in the freestyle event, she did what
it took to earn that internship: she bared it all!
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