Issue #18/99, September 14 - 28, 2000 
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| OLIGARCH LOGIC PUZZLE! |
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Volodya Putin has five very influential friends from his class
in school whom he would like to liquidate and bury in salt mines.
The only trouble is, he can�t liquidate them until he can find their
assets�and his friends from school know how to hide what they steal!
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| If There Were No TV in America... |
| After the Ostankino fire two weeks ago, the Russian
newspaper Vremya-Novosti called the eXile and commissioned an article
on the theme, �What Would Happen If Television Was Turned Off in America?�
This was our answer, which they published last week... |
| What Play is To Be Called? Coach Lenin�s NFL Picks |
| In the last issue, the eXile proudly introduced
its new sports columnist, legendary NFL coaching great Vladimir �Red�
Lenin. In this issue, we are happy to announce that coach Ilyich will
be making public appearances to provide live commentary on the games
he picks. |
| Pre-Pubescent Sex Tips By Mark Ames |
| Hi folks! My name is Mark Ames, and I�m trying
to reconnect with the world of pre-pubescents by offering up my sex
tips for the peach-fuzzy freekz out there. So, let�s put on our backwards
baseball caps, zip up our baggy cargo pants, and get wit it! |
| K-141 is down |
| The following graphic account of how and why the
Kursk submarine sank reached the exile from a retired American military
intelligence officer who asked not to be named. We cross-checked the
following account, and were told that it seems to be the most authentic
and detailed account yet about the submarine disaster. Here it is...
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