Issue #26/51, November 5 - 18, 1998  

Test your knowledge of pseudo-profundity by taking the eXile brain-teaser quiz. Match the quote to the middlebrow and win!

A	"The facts on the ground are often not as important as the perception of those facts."	Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski	1
B	"I repeat: Perception is reality."	Adolf Hitler	2
C	"Propaganda must not serve the truth, especially as it might bring out something favorable for the opponent."	Anatoly Chubais	3
D	"Perception is Reality"	Gene Simmons	4
E	"I don't see skulls as being sinister at all; we all have one underneath our skin. It's what you see-it's your selective perception, the reality of the beholder."	The Truth about Impotence: Erectile Dysfunction Explained	5
F	"For all practical purposes, reality consists of your perception of it."	7kings (featuring Donald Trump), a NY-based ambient techno group	6
G	"Perception vs. Reality: The word impotence is a catch phrase that has many negative connotations. It is a label that can be very destructive to both a man's physical and psychological well-being. An erection is a result of a complex series of events within the body. When this normal sequence of events is interrupted, erectile dysfunction occurs, meaning the penis does not function as it normally would. This impacts more than a man's sexual activity. The emotions and uncertainties that often accompany this condition can have a profound effect on a man's self-esteem, his relationship, and his partner."	L.Ron Hubbard	7
H	"You can twist perception, reality won't budge"	Michael McFaul	8
I	"Well, that's just like, you know, your perception, man."	Neil Peart (drummer and lyricist for Rush)	9

Here's whatcha do! Draw a line from the quote to the middlebrow, send in your completed quiz to (095) 267-4159. First 5 winners receive eXile t-shirts! It's that E-Z!