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The reigning czarina of Russian sluts, the ever-ambitious Karina Barbie, released a poorly-edited video of herself practicing her poledancing moves when she was 17. Note that she’s poledancing in her parents’ home, with her babushka walking back and forth sans underwear (like babushka, like Karina). That’s right, mom and grandma bought their little baby Karina a pole and set it up in the middle of their provincial apartment living room so that their daughter could practice sliding around on it. Ah, the Third Rome, where would we be without it… (more…)

February 23rd, 2009 | Comments (21)

Park Your Ship Here: Ukrainian Calendar Girls

Today’s calendar girl collection, newly minted for 2009, comes courtesy of Kerch Yard, a Ukrainian shipyard in the Eastern Crimean town of Kerch. According to our sources, “kerch” comes from an Old East Slavic word for “throat,” and the town’s…

January 20th, 2009 | Comments (9)

Photo Essay: Grrrk Riot Grrls Gnne Wlld

Damn! Who knew that Greek women were so gorgeous! While the dudes look like the anti-globalist hippies of any European country fresh from the set of the The Edukators, the chicks are something else: totally and unexpectedly slamming. Sign us…

December 19th, 2008 | Comments (4)

Weekend Tyolka Bonus: The Jailbait Gymnast Collection

We’re not sure if this is a photo shoot for a real gymnastics team or a tryout for some sort of jailbait gymnasts’ fetish site. Whatever it is, we look at these tyolkas and cannot help but think: “With ruble…

December 12th, 2008 | Comments (11)

Dr. Dolan's Dating Tips: "How do I stop being a male virgin?"

Today’s cry for help comes from a reader named Edwin. Send in your own questions, concerns and worries to Team eXiled is here to help. ***** Dear eXiled, How do I stop being a virgin? Yours truly, 22 years…

December 9th, 2008 | Comments (34)

Tyolka Thursdays: Russian Girls on Vacation

The Russian vacation season has finally come to an end, but for fans of Tyolka Thursdays, this means the real fun has just begun. It is a little known fact that in Russia, autumn is the official start of the…

October 2nd, 2008 | Comments Off on Tyolka Thursdays: Russian Girls on Vacation

These photographs, dating back to early June, are from a graduation ceremony for Moscow’s MVD Academy. These totalitarian tyolkas almost make you wish that Russia would come and occupy your country (i.e. our country). Serve up some of that sovereign…

September 18th, 2008 | Comments Off on Tyolka Thursdays: Totalitarian Babe Academy