This article first appeared in The eXile on June 1, 2007 For months now, our overseas readers have been asking us, “What’s a gopnik?” They have a vague idea of what a gopnik looks like, thanks to our Face Control page:…
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![Dildocide: British Nanny Murdered By Her Own Vibrator...Suggesting That Even Sex Toys Hate Women...Which Is Strange, Because If I Was A Sex Toy, Nothing'd Make Me Happier Than Getting Rammed In And Out Of A Dark Damp Hole For Hours On End: "I Gotta Find A Way Outta This Or I'll Go Out Of My Vibratin' Mind! I Know, I'll Summon All The Battery Juice And Give Her a Jolt She'll Never Forget!...ZAP! Whoa, Damn! Looks Like It Worked A Little Too Well...Hum-Dee-Dum, Movin' Along, Just A Vibrator Folks, Don't Look At Me..." [HT: David]](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/3-239x270.jpg)
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The political establishment’s racist, authoritarian reaction to the 1992 LA riots—blaming broken black families, massing cops and troops, and Ron Paul’s advice to his family on how to kill black “animals” and get away with it…
I know, I know, I’ve been AWOL a long time. Shoot me. No, seriously. I wouldn’t object. It’d be great to get shot, as long as it was quick and fatal, not somewhere like the shin, where you scream like…
When the fourth of July rolls around, you’re supposed to think of, I don’t know, the Constitution and backyard cookouts like in old Chevy ads—but for me, it’s really Gettysburg we’re celebrating. Greatest battle in American history. But the battle,…
This article was first published in The eXile on February 19, 2004. Haiti popped into the news again, and I decided it was time to tell the whole military history of the place. It’s got to be the most amazing,…
This article was first published in The eXile on November 13, 2002. Reading the leaks from Washington, you can tell we’re gearing up to do something in Yemen. A little regime-change action maybe, a sideshow to the big production number in…
This article first appeared in The eXile on February 21, 2008. FRESNO, CA — OK, let’s talk hardware for once. I love the hardware, always have; the reason I don’t talk much about it is that what we’ve got is…
This article was first published in The eXile on November 27, 2002 Ever wanna go to Kathmandu? Not me. I was never a hippie. The hippie types always talked about heading off to Nepal for spiritual enlightenment, but it sounded…
One thing you notice more and more the longer you hang around this sleazy world is the way mainstream types can’t admit to the obvious. They always have to act shocked. So it’s like, “Bond Mogul Convicted of Fraud”-oh, the…
