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eXiled Alert! / May 26, 2011

The eXiled is looking to hire two extremely lucky interns this summer. Looking for the sorts of go-getters ‘n’ whippersnappers with web and design skills, research and editing skills, or, heck, absolutely no skills whatsoever. That sound like you? Then fella/missy, your summer-internship problems are over!

If you’re on the market for a quality summer internship, send your resume to

PS: Koch-backed libertarian trolls looking to infiltrate our highly secretive operation, we especially welcome your resumes. It’s been a long time since anyone shined our shoes, and word has it you Kochtards’ve been trained to shine shoes that look like fuckin’ mirrors.


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  • 1. Svend  |  May 26th, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Hi, I’m an antisemite, and I was wondering if I could post an antisemitic comment. After all, Gavin McInnis got to, why can’t I?

  • 2. Mike  |  May 26th, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Paid or unpaid?

  • 3. أ الملا عمر  |  May 27th, 2011 at 12:11 am

      نا المرزبان فوكين من الامبراطورية التي لا تقهر كوخ لصليبية. لقد تدربت لتلميع الأحذية التي تبدو كأنها مرايا سخيف. استئجار لي الآن. المقاومة غير المجدي
  • 4. Punjabi from Karachi  |  May 27th, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Do you people pay any money?

  • 5. Ben  |  May 27th, 2011 at 7:52 am

    Is this a remote internship, or located in a specific location, like DC or Victorville?

  • 6. 16 Shells from a 30.06  |  May 27th, 2011 at 7:54 am

    You earned it!

  • 7. John Figler  |  May 27th, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Chances of seeing Eileen Jones half naked while on that internship are…?

  • 8. matt  |  May 27th, 2011 at 10:13 am


  • 9. Victorvalley Villain  |  May 27th, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Whats pay got to do with it? When do I start?

  • 10. Dwayne's Friend  |  May 27th, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Me and Dwayne have a 3,174-page portfolio of middle-school snappers. (Oh, yeah, we gotta say up front: U.S.C. TITLE 18,
    SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE). Dwayne can yodel and just shreds peanut butter & jelly. We both use Lamisil AT® for jock itch.

    We get the jobs?

  • 11. Allah  |  May 27th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    im muscovite, i suck

  • 12. Unemployed peon  |  May 27th, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Will I have a closet to sleep in during this internship, and what about food how many packages of raman can I expect? Also if you don’t want me to stink up the place I will require a toilet for my own business and sponge baths.

  • 13. Lin Piao  |  May 28th, 2011 at 9:21 am


  • 14. JSD  |  May 30th, 2011 at 12:52 am

    lived/worked (defense contractor) in Moscow 11 years (98-09), read eXile(paper version)religiouly. I will pay you, name your price.

  • 15. retta  |  May 30th, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Correction : not Kochtards – KOCHSUCKERS !
    I will put out too and will bring my girlfriends.

  • 16. Ryan Reamsbottom  |  June 2nd, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I sent you a resume and some other things. Rest assured that I am totally wired ( ) meaning I have design/editing/research skills and I’m not a Kochtard.

  • 17. Jacques  |  June 6th, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    If you think a French-Canadian with military training (infantry) who speaks Russian can be of interest, send me an e-mail. You guys will love getting wasted with me after work too.

  • 18. DrunktankDan  |  July 13th, 2011 at 2:53 am

    Goddamn boys (and Eileen). . I have sent you resumes from multiple addresses, only to be met with stony silence. What the hell? Im a goddamn internet addict with oodles of free time who will happily type away/research for free. Hit me up for chrissake.

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