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Why Wasn't There A Single Democrat Willing To Heckle Bush Like Joe Wilson Did?

Quick question: why the fuck are Democrats boasting that they kept their mouths shut and their hands folded on their knees during every crazed speech Bush gave, unlike that bad ol’ Confederate Joe Wilson? Is that something the Dems should…

Posted on: September 10th, 2009 | Comments (45)

Antiwar Radio Interviews Mark Ames About America's Uber-Soviet Occupation of Afghanistan

Mark Ames, discusses the U.S. military presence in Afghanistan that surpasses the levels during Soviet occupation, how Russia benefits from (and is gloating about) a U.S./Taliban stalemate, the slim chance of Russia’s inclusion in NATO and George F. Will’s “Walter…

Posted on: September 6th, 2009 | Comments (8)


This article was first published on Vice’s blog. California’s State Assembly dipshits should congratulate themselves for a job well done. They finally managed to pass a bill that will reduce the state’s prison population by 17,000. All it took was a…

Posted on: September 3rd, 2009 | Comments (16)

Enemy Of Larry Summers' Ex-Boss Dies In Mysterious Helicopter Crash

What does the mysterious helicopter crash that killed one of India’s most popular politicians have to do with White House economic czar Larry Summers? Read on…

Posted on: September 3rd, 2009 | Comments (191)

Victorville: Class War Irony Central

Exhibit A Exhibit B Compare these two photographs, which show two signs posted a quarter mile apart along a road right outside Victorville’s maximum security federal prison. (Click the pics for a close up.)

Posted on: September 2nd, 2009 | Comments (7)

Prawn Alert! Mortgage Bankers Association CEO Escaped From District 9!

The CEO of the Mortgage Bankers Association looks every bit as freakishly alien as his job description. At least this confirms something we at Exiled Online always believed: no human being–or any placental mammal for that matter–could possibly devote its…

Posted on: September 1st, 2009 | Comments (1)

I Warned You About Betsy McCaughey

Last week evil health care grinchess Betsy McCaughey made headlines after her appearance on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show, when her human shell peeled off Men-In-Black-like, and her inner predatory alien-bug was revealed to the public. Now even the Atlantic is…

Posted on: August 26th, 2009 | Comments (13)