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This article was first published in The eXile on June 8, 2000, issue 92.

How can we best promote world peace? As always, Thomas Friedman has a stunningly original answer: by building more McDonald’s. Here’s Friedman’s “Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention” from his new book The Lexus and the Olive Tree: (more…)

Posted on: October 25th, 2009 | Comments (24)

An eXiled Recap: Recent Drug Trade Coverage You Might Have Missed

To compliment today’s article by Matt Harvey exposing the media bullshit behind New York’s supposed heroin epidemic, here are a couple of drug-related stories we published in the past year or so that you might have missed.

1. Pancho Montana’s maiden dispatch from deep …

Posted on: October 21st, 2009 | Comments (4)

David Brooks Blows Bobos: An Exile Classic

This article was first published in The eXile on June 22, 2000.

Reading Bobos in Paradise, I realized that it’s not so hard to make money by writing: all you have to do is suck and swallow several million people at …

Posted on: October 19th, 2009 | Comments (15)

Exile Classic: Introducing The Schopenhauer Awards

The eXile is proud to present a new feature that we hope will entertain and educate you, the knowledge-hungry eXhole. In each issue we’ll introduce you to a new species we’ve nominated for the Schopenhauer Award. We’re going to focus …

Posted on: October 17th, 2009 | Comments (5)

Exile Classic: The Economist: The World’s Sleaziest Magazine

This article was first published in The eXile on September 7, 2007.

Here’s a real-life superhero dilemma: What do you do when you’re the world’s most powerful news and opinion magazine, carrying the English-language torch of freedom on behalf of your …

Posted on: October 14th, 2009 | Comments (13)

Exile Classic (The War Nerd): Nepal: Peace, Love, Massacres

This article was first published in The eXile on November 27, 2002

Ever wanna go to Kathmandu? Not me. I was never a hippie. The hippie types always talked about heading off to Nepal for spiritual enlightenment, but it sounded …

Posted on: October 12th, 2009 | Comments (30)

Special “Going Postal” Movie Screening In London!

If you’re one of the millions of eXiled Online readers living in the Greater London area, then Christmas is coming early for you. Next Friday, October 16, there will be a special screening of the brutal BBC-produced documentary, Going Postal, …

Posted on: October 9th, 2009 | Comments (16)

Exile Classic: How I Won The Afghanistan War

This article was originally published in The eXile on November 29, 2001.

Now that we stomped the dust monkeys, our only casualty being that helicopter wheel that the Taliban danced around while firing their AKs in the air, I have to …

Posted on: October 9th, 2009 | Comments (1)

Vicodin For The Soul: Watch Betsy McCaughey Scream “I’m Melting!” As Dylan Ratigan Unhinges “The Woman Who Killed Health Care”

Folks, this is one of those moments we here at Exiled Online have been waiting for all year long: finally, someone found a way to shake up Betsy McCaughey, an American traitor whom I warned you about in …

Posted on: October 6th, 2009 | Comments (16)

Exile Classic: The American Left’s Sleazy War On Michael Moore

This article was first published in The eXile on July 8, 2004

Much has been said over the past week about the final collapse of the Russian Left-opposition. Even a neo-con like Michael McFaul publicly lamented (through crocodile tears) …

Posted on: October 5th, 2009 | Comments (18)

Bad Water, Bleeding Gums and Gangrene Legs In Victorville

Fuck, why did I listen to the asshole who told me that ground water up here in the desert was some of the cleanest in the nation? I’ve been drinking it straight out the tap for six months now, and just yesterday …

Posted on: October 2nd, 2009 | Comments (13)

Mark Ames Invoices Jon Stewart For Molested Content

Someone on Jon Stewart’s staff molested me this past Tuesday. He or she plagiarized my Fresno/Hannity story, which Alternet ran Monday, and the Daily Show aired Tuesday, much to my horror. It was as though someone—say, a writer/producer—fondled my funny-taint, …

Posted on: October 1st, 2009 | Comments (15)

The Czar Of Right, Part 2: Report Concludes “Georgia Started War” Over 1 Year After I, Mark Ames, Toldja So

So now it’s official: I was right and the rest of the media was wrong about the war in Georgia last year. The EU just issued a report blaming Georgia for starting last year’s war with Russians. About 1 year …

Posted on: September 30th, 2009 | Comments (27)

Shilling With Schiller: Newspapers Attempt To Boost The Real Estate Market, Again

Once again, the Case/Schiller Index has lived up to its name. All summer long, real estate shills have used it to jack up homebuyer confidence and fluff the housing market. Now, they are doing it again. Just look at the bullshit headlines coming …

Posted on: September 29th, 2009 | Comments (3)

Mao And Mark Twain

Maybe the answer to the banking oligarchy’s stranglehold on America is something much more radical than all these hollow attempts at merely adjusting the system and “making it work better.” How can you make something “work better” when it doesn’t …

Posted on: September 29th, 2009 | Comments (24)