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Give Glenn Beck Something To Really Cry About! Buy Alexander Zaitchik's Savage Expose On America's Looniest Clown "Common Nonsense"

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Posted on: July 11th, 2010 | Comments (36)

Globalization At Work: Mexican Cartel Uses LA Gang Formed By Salvadorians As Foot Soldiers In Mexico

Here’s some (graphic) proof that the Zetas are using Maras (a gang better known in America as MS-13) as shock troops in their fight for the plazas of Tamaulipas—not because they are good, but because they are cheap and there’s…

Posted on: April 23rd, 2010 | Comments (20)

Mexican Drug War Spring Break Report: 30 Killed in Less Than 12 Hours!

How about this eXtra Hot Spring Break update: In Acapulco, the shit just got burning hot  again last week, with more than 30 people killed in less than 12 hours. I’ll do a proper update a little later. In the…

Posted on: March 22nd, 2010 | Comments (29)

Brutal Car Accident Footage: Russian Woman Plows Into Pedestrians, But Only Cares About Her Dented Fender

This footage–caught on camera–of a gnarly accident in Irkutsk, Russia, shows a Russian woman speeding out of nowhere and plowing into a couple of female pedestrians on the sidewalk like they were bowling pins. The most shocking thing is how…

Posted on: March 3rd, 2010 | Comments (14)

eXiled Alert! Mexican Drug War About To Explode

So there are these narco-banners being hung up all around the metropolitan areas of San Pedro, Monterrey, Escobedo and San Nicolas. If you don’t read Spanish, here’s a rough translation: Mr. Felipe Calderon [that’s our president]: With all the respect…

Posted on: March 3rd, 2010 | Comments (17)

Tea Party Twitters "God Bless Joe Stack American Hero"...So Does This Mean Tea Party Is Anti-Big Business, Anti-Health Insurance Industry Like Their "American Hero"? [HT: Reader Josh]

Skip past navigation On a mobile phone? Check out! Skip to navigation Skip to sign in form Login Join Twitter! God bless Joe Stack an american hero #tpp #sgp #912#TeaParty #tcot #p2about 3 hours ago from Twitterizer TPPatriots Tea Party Patriots…

Posted on: February 19th, 2010 | Comments (18)

PBS' Bill Moyers, the respectable grandpa of the castrated Left, was once a diehard conspiracy theorist!

Check out this awesome 1987 “conspiracy theory” documentary called “America’s Secret Government,” which connects the Iran-Contra scandal to the secret post-WWII lives of Nazi officials in the US, the manufacture of the “communist threat” as a bullshit excuse to expand…

Posted on: February 14th, 2010 | Comments (8)

Video Of A Human Plasma Donor Cow: Cerberus Capital Up Close & Personal

If you read my story about how Cerberus Capital–the vampiric Republican-dominated private equity fund–made a killing pumping human plasma from lower-class human feeding cows, and you’re wondering what the plasma-pumping process actually looks like, here’s a lovely self-made video posted…

Posted on: February 9th, 2010 | Comments (15)

Drug War Shootout: Mexican Special Forces Kill The King of Drug Lords Arturo Beltran Leyva

Quick dispatch with some groundbreaking news: Mexican marines shot it out with Arturo Beltran Leyva and his bodyguards in some luxury mall/department store in Cuernavaca, about 50 miles south of Mexico city. Unreal. The shootout—caught on tape—happened in the middle…

Posted on: December 17th, 2009 | Comments (16)

The War Nerd: Hardware For Dummies: V-22 Osprey Takes The Pepsi Challenge Against F-18 Hornet

This article first appeared in The eXile on February 21, 2008. FRESNO, CA — OK, let’s talk hardware for once. I love the hardware, always have; the reason I don’t talk much about it is that what we’ve got is…

Posted on: December 4th, 2009 | Comments (53)

Thomas Friedman: The Empire's Useful Idiot: An Exile Classic

This article was first published in The eXile on June 8, 2000, issue 92. How can we best promote world peace? As always, Thomas Friedman has a stunningly original answer: by building more McDonald’s. Here’s Friedman’s “Golden Arches Theory of…

Posted on: October 25th, 2009 | Comments (35)

An eXiled Recap: Recent Drug Trade Coverage You Might Have Missed

To compliment today’s article by Matt Harvey exposing the media bullshit behind New York’s supposed heroin epidemic, here are a couple of drug-related stories we published in the past year or so that you might have missed. 1. Pancho Montana’s maiden…

Posted on: October 21st, 2009 | Comments (4)

David Brooks Blows Bobos: An Exile Classic

This article was first published in The eXile on June 22, 2000. Reading Bobos in Paradise, I realized that it’s not so hard to make money by writing: all you have to do is suck and swallow several million people…

Posted on: October 19th, 2009 | Comments (17)

Exile Classic: Introducing The Schopenhauer Awards

The eXile is proud to present a new feature that we hope will entertain and educate you, the knowledge-hungry eXhole. In each issue we’ll introduce you to a new species we’ve nominated for the Schopenhauer Award. We’re going to focus…

Posted on: October 17th, 2009 | Comments (6)

Exile Classic: The Economist: The World's Sleaziest Magazine

This article was first published in The eXile on September 7, 2007. Here’s a real-life superhero dilemma: What do you do when you’re the world’s most powerful news and opinion magazine, carrying the English-language torch of freedom on behalf of…

Posted on: October 14th, 2009 | Comments (16)

Exile Classic (The War Nerd): Nepal: Peace, Love, Massacres

This article was first published in The eXile on November 27, 2002 Ever wanna go to Kathmandu? Not me. I was never a hippie. The hippie types always talked about heading off to Nepal for spiritual enlightenment, but it sounded…

Posted on: October 12th, 2009 | Comments (38)

Special "Going Postal" Movie Screening In London!

If you’re one of the millions of eXiled Online readers living in the Greater London area, then Christmas is coming early for you. Next Friday, October 16, there will be a special screening of the brutal BBC-produced documentary, Going Postal,…

Posted on: October 9th, 2009 | Comments (17)

Exile Classic: How I Won The Afghanistan War

This article was originally published in The eXile on November 29, 2001. Now that we stomped the dust monkeys, our only casualty being that helicopter wheel that the Taliban danced around while firing their AKs in the air, I have…

Posted on: October 9th, 2009 | Comments (1)