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Syrians and Jews Have More In Common Than They'd Like To Believe, Like Arming Colombian Rebels

Yesterday, the New York Times reported on the arrest of one Jamal Yousef of the Syrian military, who tried to trade a buttload of machine guns and high grade explosives in exchange for 2,000 lbs. of high grade cocaína.

Posted on: August 20th, 2009 | Comments (5)

CEO Pay Keeps Gettin' Worse, But Americans Keep Gettin' Funnier! Bwah-Hah-Hah!

How-ahhh-yah?! Bwah-heh-heh! It’s great to be back here at Exiled Online tonight. You’re a lovely audience, and I mean that in all seriousness. Except for the guy in the front row there, who let the cat drag him in, ah?…

Posted on: August 16th, 2009 | Comments (10)

High Desert Elementary Schools: Third World Genius Factories

I just went through the stack of mail which had been piling up over the past week… Everything addressed to me was a bill. One of them demanded $194.16 for July’s electricity usage. Two hundred dollars—1,096 kilowatt hours—that’s how much…

Posted on: August 14th, 2009 | Comments (17)

Intelligent Design Award: The Spiny-Headed Worm Parasite "Pomphorhynchus laevis"

Greetings, earthlings. God here. What, you were expectin’ E-frickin-T? Sorry chimps–I mean, chumps–ah, what’s the difference. Chimps-chumps: you limbed types bore Me. As a designer, you humans are not My proudest moment, and that’s putting it lightly. The designs I…

Posted on: August 13th, 2009 | Comments (7)

eXiled TV: Ghetto Bird Watching with Yasha Levine

High desert living in Victorville offers outstanding opportunities for plentiful, secure employment, home ownership, higher education, safe neighborhoods and nearby desert, lake and mountain recreation. Victorville has 20 parks, two municipal golf courses, highly rated schools, truly affordable housing and…

Posted on: August 10th, 2009 | Comments (6)

Moonie Journalist Amanda Carpenter's Twitter Complaint: "Mark Ames Swore At Me!"

We finally have proof that Moonies know how to tweet, thanks to a reader who sent us a link. Amanda Carpenter, a columnist for the Moonie-cult rag The Washington Times, offered proof to the world that Moonies not only know…

Posted on: August 9th, 2009 | Comments (14)

Americans So Poor They Can't Afford Their Own Funeral

Good evening ladies and germs. So, I just flew in from America and lemme tell ya…those Americans. They are sooo poor! “How poor are they?” Funny you should ask. They’re so poor that–get this–Americans can’t even afford their own funerals….

Posted on: August 7th, 2009 | Comments (8)