THE EXILED – MANKIND'S ONLY ALTERNATIVE

Oy Vey! Financial Crisis Provides Bonus To Old Jews: Now They Have A Real Reason To Complain

April 12th, 2009 | Comment

Kids Get High On Dangerous New “Candy” Drug…

April 12th, 2009 | Comment

…Like The “Cake” That Caused Dozens of “Czech Neck” Deaths In Europe?

April 12th, 2009 | Comment

…So Goldman Sachs Takes Taxpayer Money To Keep From Going Bankrupt, Then Pays Back America By Trying To Censor Free Speech

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Head of AIG Owns $3 Million In Goldman Sachs Stock…Which Is Kinda Fishy In A Watch-Me-Socket-Fuck-America Sorta Way, Because Same Head Of AIG Funneled $13 Billion Of AIG’s Bailout Money Straight To Goldman Sachs, Boosting The Value Of His Stock

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Taliban Just 60 Miles From Taking Over Nuclear Arsenal… Come On Fellas, Don’t Give Up Now! Time To Switch To Your Red Zone Offense!

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

AT&T Offers $250,000 Reward For American Insurgent Who Cut Silicon Valley Communications Lines

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Sorrycrates: Greek Student Tries Pulling A Columbine Massacre, Fails To Notch A Single Kill

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Blech! Ana Marie Abandons Her “Cox” For New Maddow-Friendly Opie-The-Dyke Look

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Who’d-a Thunk? A Few Months After Wells Fargo Pockets $25 Billion In Government Bailout Money, And Another $25 Billion In Tax Breaks (i.e. $50 Billion Taxpayer Dollars)…

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

…Wells Posts A $3 Billion Profit! Wall Street Bankers Cheer, Stock Market Soars: “Our Plan Works! If We Steal Trillions From American Taxpayers, We Actually Get A Profit From That Theft! Are We Brilliant Or What?!”

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Bailed-Out Banks Say “Fuck You” To Government Over General Motors Debt Restructuring

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

Fag Vs. Fag: Karl Rove Gets Into Bitchfight With GOP Staffer

April 10th, 2009 | Comments (1)

One Question: Why Didn’t He Kill The Bastards When He Had The Chance?

April 10th, 2009 | Comment

60,000 Georgians Call For Overthrow Of John McCain’s Bitch

April 9th, 2009 | Comment

47% Of Americans Are Communist Traitors

April 9th, 2009 | Comments (1)

Burn, Valley, Burn! American Insurgents Sabotage Silicon Valley Communications

April 9th, 2009 | Comment

Whoa! Washington Post Agrees With Ames’ “Going Postal” Book… Four Years Late…

April 9th, 2009 | Comment

Now Your Life Insurance Is Fucking You

April 9th, 2009 | Comment

Yet Another Columbine-Inspired School Shooting Plot…This Time In Colorado

April 9th, 2009 | Comment

Obama Plays Kiss & Make-up With His Home Jews After They Find Out He’s Been Flirting With The Cute Muslims Of Istanbul

April 8th, 2009 | Comments (1)

Alec Baldwin Aces 4th Grade English With Essay Titled: “Why New York Times Good.”

April 8th, 2009 | Comment

Ex-Regulator: Geither Is Trying His Best To Cover Up Evidence Proving That Finance World Elites Like Himself Engaged In A Criminal Conspiracy To Defraud The American People

April 8th, 2009 | Comment

The Slave Pits of Dubai: Annoying Expats Finally Get the Bangladeshi Treatment, Thrown In Debtor’s Jails. Migrant Workers Rounded Up In Concentration Camps, And Have The Numbers To Start A Class War

April 8th, 2009 | Comment

Intelligent Design Awards #625: Tonsil Cancer From Oral Sex. God Explains, “I Give Myself High Marks For Thinking Up This One: First, I Pump Humans Full Of Hormones That Drive Them To Giving Blowjobs And Licking Pussy At Every Opportunity, Then I Punish Them With Painful Tonsil Cancer For Doing Exactly What My God-Designed Hormones Pushed Them To Do In The First Place. Ain’t I A Stinker?”

April 7th, 2009 | Comment