Daily Inquisition: Transvestite Porn
Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Having made a study of popular porn sharing sites like tube8.com, redtube.com and youporn.com, we have noted a disturbing trend. Gaping holes, ass-to-mouth, and extreme gagging are being eclipsed by a new sexual perversion of ambiguous sexuality. With each passing day, we see more and more shemale porn being uploaded and feverishly watched! In the days of old, tranny porn occupied a tiny niche and was mainly restricted to Thai sheboys getting rammed. Not anymore. These days, shemales are literally waterskiing all over the online porn world like they own the place. But apparently the masturbating masses love it! Just in one day, a video clip of a threesome in which a man is rammed by a Latina shemale with a massive shlong and a pair of balloon-sized funbags got 250,000 views. A quarter of a million people! On a site that most of you haven’t even heard about. In the land of YouTube, these kinds of numbers start getting into viral territory. But not on tube8.com. Here, on the best free porn site on the net, it’s just part of a normal day’s worth of gizz volume.
Defense: You raise an interesting point. With Proposition 8 having passed in California, it makes you wonder. Are the same people that hate gays the same ones that jerk off to dudes getting rammed by chicks with dicks as soon as their wife goes out to do the shopping?
Inquisitor: Precisely.
Defense: But could this not just signal the ever-spiraling Internet porn perversion? People need more and more shock value to get off. You surely remember that “Two Chicks One Cup” scat-sex porn site that caused such a splash a year back?
Inquisitor: Yes, but you are confusing a one-off viral vid with a much larger trend. No one was jerking off to that shit-eating business, and no one was coming back for more. The video was a digital version of the plastic poop practical joke, passed around for shits and giggles. Transvestite porn is more than that, and it is more than just perversion. It reveals that there are a lot more closet cases out there, more than anyone ever imagined. The Larry Craigs of this world go out cruising for sex. They take risks. They get caught. They deny it. But proof of a mass closet population could never be obtained, at least until now. The numbers speak for themselves.
Defense: But why tranny porn? Why not just go with gay?
Inquisitor: The gay sleeper population isn’t just hiding from other people, it is hiding from itself. In shemale-on-male porn, the tranny tits are used as physiological cover for the penetrating tranny penis. It is a type of cognitive dissonance that allows men to enjoy pure gay pleasure without admitting their gayness. But gay is gay, m’kay.
Defense: I see the truth in that. What sort of punishment do you propose?
Inquisitor: We are not proposing any punishment. We are merely calling attention to a worrying trend. After all, we must not forget about the forsaken heterosexual porn masturbaters, few though their numbers may be. Amen.
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16 Comments
Add your own1. Allison Sellers | November 21st, 2008 at 1:00 am
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2. shemale | November 21st, 2008 at 2:10 am
“will come again soon” – oh, what a subtle pun.
But the eXiled is not to be used for those purposes. We, its readers, are not closet cases. Or are we.
3. Jezebel Smith | November 21st, 2008 at 2:26 am
Fuck you Exile!
Why ramming guy’s ass is a “worrying trend”? You want to take off even this rare pleasure we got?
We have dicks too, assholes!
4. Timmah! | November 21st, 2008 at 2:54 am
Well I can understand the “hiding” the gay feelings with the female bodys, but I also reckon some people are gay and proud and just wanna see some titties on their dicks.
5. Curious Youth | November 21st, 2008 at 4:22 am
What about the shemale on woman porn? It’s admittedly a lot rarer, but I tend to indulge every once in a while. I figure “Hey, if I’m gonna be watching a guy and a girl doing it, might as well give the guy some tits, right?”
6. Dick Hurtz | November 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
You’re wrong about “closet gays” loving shemale porn. Most tranny lovers are straight. There are so many varying degrees of sexuality.
In common parlance, gay means that you are attracted to the same sex both emotionally and physically. Being sexually aroused by seeing a chick with a dick doesn’t make you gay.
I could see myself sucking a guy’s dick if I was involved in some orgy or if it was some fantasy of my girlfriend. But the thought of cuddling with a dude or touching of any kind outside of the sexual arena to me is repulsive.
Kinsey discusses the varying degrees of sexuality very well.
7. Pawel | November 21st, 2008 at 5:38 pm
After a few years of watching soft-bodied men with tits fucking and getting fucked (the next 8 Obama years?), viewers will get turned off and cycle back to watching women get drilled missionary, only leaving out the extreme brutality of acts we already miss seeing today.
8. Kavuye Toon | November 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
It seems more like rampant egotism than gayness
9. The Secretary of Funk | November 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Pornhub.com is the best.
10. closet homo fucker | November 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 am
What about all those “white chick sucks 4 black cock” pornos out there? I mean, anyone who looks at 4 cocks going into one woman is looking at cock.
She-male pron may be a closet but it’s not the only one.
11. Albert Smith | January 16th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Love this want to subscribe to email newsletter but when I click on email it takes me to the bottom of comments.
12. John Dole | January 31st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
There ain’t nothing wrong with some good ol fashioned American lovin’. A dude with long hair, makeup and titties. Can you say APPLE PIE 2009?
…. and remember VOTE DOLE!
13. kookimebux | February 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
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14. mastab8r | March 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am
Interesting reading as I myself now that I’m elderly find this type of porn very exciting indeed.
15. allen bosch | October 31st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
i really loved that section about the tranny’s sex life and how they want to come to my house and bang with me
16. Cock | January 1st, 2010 at 3:42 am
I guess, you haven’t fucked yet…
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