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The Daily Inquisition / November 20, 2008

Daily Inquisition: Transvestite Porn

Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Having made a study of popular porn sharing sites like tube8.com, redtube.com and youporn.com, we have noted a disturbing trend. Gaping holes, ass-to-mouth, and extreme gagging are being eclipsed by a new sexual perversion of ambiguous sexuality. With each passing day, we see more and more shemale porn being uploaded and feverishly watched! In the days of old, tranny porn occupied a tiny niche and was mainly restricted to Thai sheboys getting rammed. Not anymore. These days, shemales are literally waterskiing all over the online porn world like they own the place. But apparently the masturbating masses love it! Just in one day, a video clip of a threesome in which a man is rammed by a Latina shemale with a massive shlong and a pair of balloon-sized funbags got 250,000 views. A quarter of a million people! On a site that most of you haven’t even heard about. In the land of YouTube, these kinds of numbers start getting into viral territory. But not on tube8.com. Here, on the best free porn site on the net, it’s just part of a normal day’s worth of gizz volume.

Defense: You raise an interesting point. With Proposition 8 having passed in California, it makes you wonder. Are the same people that hate gays the same ones that jerk off to dudes getting rammed by chicks with dicks as soon as their wife goes out to do the shopping?

Inquisitor: Precisely.

Defense: But could this not just signal the ever-spiraling Internet porn perversion? People need more and more shock value to get off. You surely remember that “Two Chicks One Cup” scat-sex porn site that caused such a splash a year back?

Inquisitor: Yes, but you are confusing a one-off viral vid with a much larger trend. No one was jerking off to that shit-eating business, and no one was coming back for more. The video was a digital version of the plastic poop practical joke, passed around for shits and giggles. Transvestite porn is more than that, and it is more than just perversion. It reveals that there are a lot more closet cases out there, more than anyone ever imagined. The Larry Craigs of this world go out cruising for sex. They take risks. They get caught. They deny it. But proof of a mass closet population could never be obtained, at least until now. The numbers speak for themselves.

Defense: But why tranny porn? Why not just go with gay?

Inquisitor: The gay sleeper population isn’t just hiding from other people, it is hiding from itself. In shemale-on-male porn, the tranny tits are used as physiological cover for the penetrating tranny penis. It is a type of cognitive dissonance that allows men to enjoy pure gay pleasure without admitting their gayness. But gay is gay, m’kay.

Defense: I see the truth in that. What sort of punishment do you propose?

Inquisitor: We are not proposing any punishment. We are merely calling attention to a worrying trend. After all, we must not forget about the forsaken heterosexual porn masturbaters, few though their numbers may be. Amen.

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  • 1. Allison Sellers  |  November 21st, 2008 at 1:00 am

    I love your site, I have addeded it to my bookmarks and will come again soon. Keep up the good work.

  • 2. shemale  |  November 21st, 2008 at 2:10 am

    “will come again soon” – oh, what a subtle pun.
    But the eXiled is not to be used for those purposes. We, its readers, are not closet cases. Or are we.

  • 3. Jezebel Smith  |  November 21st, 2008 at 2:26 am

    Fuck you Exile!
    Why ramming guy’s ass is a “worrying trend”? You want to take off even this rare pleasure we got?
    We have dicks too, assholes!

  • 4. Timmah!  |  November 21st, 2008 at 2:54 am

    Well I can understand the “hiding” the gay feelings with the female bodys, but I also reckon some people are gay and proud and just wanna see some titties on their dicks.

  • 5. Curious Youth  |  November 21st, 2008 at 4:22 am

    What about the shemale on woman porn? It’s admittedly a lot rarer, but I tend to indulge every once in a while. I figure “Hey, if I’m gonna be watching a guy and a girl doing it, might as well give the guy some tits, right?”

  • 6. Dick Hurtz  |  November 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    You’re wrong about “closet gays” loving shemale porn. Most tranny lovers are straight. There are so many varying degrees of sexuality.

    In common parlance, gay means that you are attracted to the same sex both emotionally and physically. Being sexually aroused by seeing a chick with a dick doesn’t make you gay.

    I could see myself sucking a guy’s dick if I was involved in some orgy or if it was some fantasy of my girlfriend. But the thought of cuddling with a dude or touching of any kind outside of the sexual arena to me is repulsive.

    Kinsey discusses the varying degrees of sexuality very well.

  • 7. Pawel  |  November 21st, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    After a few years of watching soft-bodied men with tits fucking and getting fucked (the next 8 Obama years?), viewers will get turned off and cycle back to watching women get drilled missionary, only leaving out the extreme brutality of acts we already miss seeing today.

  • 8. Kavuye Toon  |  November 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am

    It seems more like rampant egotism than gayness

  • 9. The Secretary of Funk  |  November 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Pornhub.com is the best.

  • 10. closet homo fucker  |  November 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 am

    What about all those “white chick sucks 4 black cock” pornos out there? I mean, anyone who looks at 4 cocks going into one woman is looking at cock.

    She-male pron may be a closet but it’s not the only one.

  • 11. Albert Smith  |  January 16th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Love this want to subscribe to email newsletter but when I click on email it takes me to the bottom of comments.

  • 12. John Dole  |  January 31st, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    There ain’t nothing wrong with some good ol fashioned American lovin’. A dude with long hair, makeup and titties. Can you say APPLE PIE 2009?

    …. and remember VOTE DOLE!

  • 13. kookimebux  |  February 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am

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  • 14. mastab8r  |  March 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Interesting reading as I myself now that I’m elderly find this type of porn very exciting indeed.

  • 15. allen bosch  |  October 31st, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    i really loved that section about the tranny’s sex life and how they want to come to my house and bang with me

  • 16. Cock  |  January 1st, 2010 at 3:42 am

    I guess, you haven’t fucked yet…

  • 17. Scott  |  October 17th, 2010 at 3:50 am

    Hey Guess what i watch both straight porn and shemale porn everyday pretty much. And guess what i am straight. I am not turned on by a guy at all. I only like shemales who can pass as a woman. I only watch shemale porn where the shemales act like women and get fucked like women. I am totally turned off when i see a hot shemale fuck a man cause thats not feminine at all. If I am watching a shemale flick and she starts fucking the man i immediately skip those parts. I like women the most but i wouldn’t mind indulging myself and fucking a shemale from time to time. But i Allegiance ultimately lies with real women.

  • 18. Lolwow  |  November 4th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    It’s not disturbing. People are learning it’s OKAY TO BE GAY. Men are slowly becoming more sexually open.

  • 19. dreamer  |  November 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 am

    I too get turned on by both str8 + transexual porn, more so by the latter. Sometimes I feel ashamed other times just elated by a good clip. I just wish it was openly admitted to by more people, and accepted as an alternative to homo + hetro + bi.. clearly its common enough and I’m sure the 1/4 million watching arent out cruising to realize their fantasy, so not harmful except in the stress brought on from guilt, which is the real shame, no?

  • 20. RJ  |  March 27th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    I love shemale porn and I too consider myself straight or at least 99.999% straight! I am only attracted to females, and have never even been slightly attracted to a dude! But I think feminine shemales are beautiful, particularly asian shemales, as they are just far more feminine than other types of shemales! Some of these shemales are more beautiful and feminine than most real women! They just have a dick, which I don’t mind, but I also prefer them to act like women! I think it’s gross when they fuck men, that does not turn me on in the slightest! I truly don’t think it makes you gay to be into shemales! But i guess you are probably not fully straight if you like shemales! As another dude said there are varying degrees of sexuality! I think it’s 0 means your fully heterosexual and 10 means your fully homosexual! A lot of the guys who are into shemale porn I believe are probably 0’s, 1’s and 2’s who are heterosexual if not only very slightly bisexual or bicurious! The dudes who let shemales fuck them are clearly towards the 10 side of the scale!

  • 21. Claudia  |  November 27th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Geiler Arschfick von der Transe..

  • 22. Sam  |  April 28th, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Transsexual women are women and having sexual relations with them is not interchangeable with having sexual relations with another guy. Also, what position you take has nothing to do with sexual orientation, which is determined by who you are attracted to

  • 23. Verstuf  |  May 18th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    …Or, you know, they could be BISEXUAL. Not everyone is simply “gay or straight”, the greeks certainly weren’t gay, they married and had children with women but also indulged in male sexuality as well.

    If you’re so stupid and closed-minded as to not be able to comprehend the fact that people can be neither completely gay nor straight, then you need to get psychiatric help.

  • 24. anon  |  July 6th, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    In this world, there are hot attractive women, and ugly women sadly (eugenics (PGD IVF) should cure that issue in the future – but that’s another topic). Anyways, if you put a hot attractive, completely female looking tranny in front of a straight male, he’ll be interested. Mention the dick … well, if he’s all alone and no one would find out, I suspect he’d experiment. None of this means the guy is gay … the masculine male form is disgusting. A straight male’s instinct to want to be with the masculine male form vs the female form is like comparing the instinct to want a pet a cute bunny (female) vs a tarantula spider (male). There’s no comparison. By “tranny”, I’m talking about something that looks like a supermodel woman. It’d be like him doing a hot real woman who’s wearing a dildo for fun lol As for the tranny having a real dick, well, every straight male touches his own dick every day (so if he ‘accidentally’ knocked into the tranny’s then it’s not much of a stretch is it?), and ALL we want is for real women to be interested in touching our dick. YET Real women don’t necessarily have much of an interest in the dick, and real women don’t actually get that much out of the act of sex. They’d prefer sex at most once per day, but more realistically, once or twice per week. The female vs male libido is an ocean apart. Mature men learn to just shut off their libido. The clitoris is the female version of the male penis, and if you take a good look at the two, you can see why the one form gets so much out of the act of sex, and the other doesn’t. Real women don’t get that excited about sex – it’s almost like they need a penis attached to them to understand how great it feels when we orgasm – hence the tranny. If real women all had dicks, then there’d be 1000x more sex in all relationships. Of course, if all women had dicks, they’d probably just go after each other, and not the male race lol because we aren’t attractive creatures on the whole lol.

    We are talking apes, and each of us will be dead sooner than later. These are the rationalizations that will poor through a straight male’s mind, or his son’s, when contemplating shemale porn. Nevertheless, at some point he’ll realize it is “unbecoming of a man” behavior, and like the ancient Greeks and Romans (i.e. Emperor Nero), lock his tranny instincts in a mental box, and bury it deep within the furthest recesses of his subconscious as he aspires to be a good masculine father figure (of course Nero let his instincts get the better of him and died shortly after taking up his tranny relationship). Heck if I could, I’d have a polyamory marriage with a normal female to birth with, and a hot tranny to share in the fun lol (perhaps a real woman might like have two penises anyways, and an attractive form penetrating her in the front), and if I could add another couple of females, and couple more hot trannys to the polygamy, well I’d be one happy straight guy lol. But that’s all 100-200 years into the future I imagine. Sadly, if someone found out about my tranny interest today, I’d have a tendency to want to silence them permanently, for I wouldn’t want to lose credibility among real women. Heterosexual women have no mercy towards that issue – if they find out – you’re dead to them, which is why the various religions of the world simply banned that behavior outright (and tranny’s didn’t even exist then, just effeminate teenage boys – Greek pedastery, Emperor Nero’s target – not to mention modern day priests and scouts – NAMBLA crap that shows like Family Guy and South Park make fun of). If the genetic engineering transhumanist movement takes off in the future, we may see fertile hot female looking hermaphrodites! Now how’s that for a game changer lol. We may all live to 200 years old, or 1000 even … plenty of time to think about the issue and experiment lol. We won’t need so many males around in the future in that scenario; the fewer ugly people (which is the entire male race, and ugly women) the happier in theory the world will be (albeit vain) … and of the few virile masculine males that will be kicking around then, they’ll have a field day lol, because supposedly, tranny’s lose their sex-drive with the estrogen they take, whereas a pure male will be able to go wild lol.


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