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| Things That Do and Don't Suck - The Bar Guide
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SPORTING
WOOD
Normally, the only sport that captures my caprice
is cricket or perhaps croquet. But to be truly honest, I prefer the
chase, especially when they’re chaste. (Which incidentally brings
to mind the chimera of how Mr. Gusinsky spent his evenings in Butyrka:
is he still chaste?). Compounding this
priapic puzzle, is the fact that the club I went to review last week
is an affiliate of and neighbor to Moscow’s legendary Metelitsa club,
where no one leaves chaste, and chastity belts are strictly verboten.
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| Eat Your Heart Out - The Food Guide
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Lionel
Tannenbaum - MARRAKECH EXPRESS
First of all, as a local Jew of some renown, I
feel I should unambiguously state my solidarity with recently imprisoned
media baron Vladimir Gusinsky. No doubt Mr. Gusinsky has as many skeletons
in his closet as any one of us who has been residing here these past
several years, but those of us in The Community have little doubt
that the man’s Jewishness played a very large part in his being singled
out for arrest. Fight the power, brother!
If I may shift religious (not to mention gastronomical) gears just
a bit, it seems that Moscow now has a brand new Arab eatery - MARRAKECH...
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