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I was working on an article about last month’s rampage massacre in Afghanistan that left 17 villagers dead, when news hit of this past Monday’s massacre at an Oakland, California, religious college, leaving seven dead. In both cases, the shooters survived and face a possible death penalty — which is rare: Usually these rampage killings end with self-inflicted bullet in the mouth. (more…)

April 9th, 2012 | Comments (149)

The eXiled's Free Campaign Advice For Mitt Romney: "Baptize Ayn Rand"

We call our 1-point comeback campaign “Brigham Shrugs” and it boils down to this:

“Baptize Ayn Rand, already!”

February 17th, 2012 | Comments (25)

The Fountainheadbanger: Mark Ames Talks About The Hilarious Banality Of Ayn Rand On Progressive Radio KGNU In Colorado

Mark Ames goes on Boulder, Colorado radio station KGNU to explain the banality of Russian-born author Ayn Rand, the guiding light of the libertarian/teabagger movement. Ames discusses his article “Atlas Shrieked” about how a sad ‘n’ lonely half-wit, Ayn/Alyssa, was nothing but…

May 30th, 2011 | Comments (52)

Anatomy of a Libertard: Will Wilkinson And the Koch-Funded Nomenklatura

Will Wilkinson: Libertard With Sadditude Ever since Yasha and I first broke the story about the Koch brothers financing the Tea Party Campaign in February of 2009, I’ve been wondering: Have all those billions that the Brothers Koch invested into their…

October 3rd, 2010 | Comments (69)

Ayn Rand (nee "Alyssa Rozenbaum") Calls Arabs "Primitive Savages" On Daytime Television...Funny How Ayn Rand Sounds Like A Typical Modern-Day Russian Bigot, Right Down To The "Primitive Savages" Epithet...Also, Eesh, Poor Nathan Branden Had To Stick His Dick Into That Skanky Old Baglady--He Deserves To Be Honored, Like From Now On When a Guy Is Pressured Into Having Sex With A Paranoid-Schizophrenic Baglady, It Should Be Called "Going Nathan Branden" [HT: Scott]

August 27th, 2010 | Comments (6)

Exiled Bullshit Alert! Who Is "Nick Newcomen"? Answer: An Ad Agency Campaign Paid For By Libertarian Foundation Money...According To Which "Nick Newcomen" Is An Overaged Ayn Rand Groupie With The Face Of A Sexual Predator, Who Spent 30 Days [Cuz He Can't Hold A Day Job] Driving 12,000 Miles Around America [On Government-Funded Roads] Marking A Giant "Read Ayn Rand" On [Government-Invented] GPS, Posting The Satellite View On The [Government-Invented] Internet...Thanks To PR Releases, "Nick Newcomen" Gets Picked Up By Wired, ABC News...We At The eXiled Call Bullshit: Nick Newcomen, If You Are A Real Person With No Financial Ties To The Libertarian Nomenklatura, Prove It To Us, And You Can Take Over The eXiled Online For A Day And Publish All The Ayn Rand Drivel Your Freakish Randroid Brain Can Pump...Meanwhile, Exiled Readers: The First Person Who Can Identify The Sex Offender Claiming To Be "Nick Newcomen" Will Win A Free Signed Copy Of A Rare Exile Newspaper Plus $120 Dollars (1 Penny For Every Mile Nick Newcomen Drove To Paint "Read Ayn Rand")...

August 25th, 2010 | Comments (1)

Teagagged! Born In Offshore Drilling, Tea Party Protest Silenced Over Organizers' Links To 2008 "Drill Here! Drill Now!" Campaign

This article was first published in Alternet. Why are the hoppin’-mad Teabaggers so oddly quiet these days, ever since the BP oil disaster? That’s what Thomas Frank, author of What’s The Matter With Kansas? asked last week in his column, “Laissez-faire…

June 13th, 2010 | Comments (30)