Today’s Defendant: Jellyfish

Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: God has a grand assortment of flails, whips, crops, knouts, taws, fouets and quirts. In His house are many mansions, and in those mansions are many walk-in closets to overawe the best-equipped Belgravia dominatrix. Let us give thanks that to scourge this numb and playful beach party phase of history, He has chosen the coelenterates to be his khlist. (more…)