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  • 1. Maradona  |  May 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Ames went nuts again thinks he invented a time machine and a nigger-to-human transformation device.

  • 2. Adam  |  May 18th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I’d comment in a useful way but I have no up-to-date info on anything in this world.

  • 3. Andrew  |  May 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    I’ve downed two bottles of Thunder 101 peppermint schnapps already this afternoon (and let the relative lack of spelling errors alert the reader to my alcoholism) and comment no. 1 still makes absolutely no sense to me. Keep in mind I just had a waking dream while completely inebriated this afternoon about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the Battle of Algiers. Sound totally absurd, contradictory and inane? So does Maradona’s comment.

  • 4. aleke  |  May 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Sso does yoour motuerh [slmas down pitcher of BeerTea*

  • 5. Майонез Провансаль  |  May 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I’m in northern CA if you need someone to have fun, I’m game!

  • 6. Maradona  |  May 19th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Andrew, bullshit and jokes aside, the hard fact is we both need a girlfriend.

    I’ll leave my e-mail here: Garyb [at]

    If you are a grown up man you’ll understand IMMEDIATELY the seriousness of situation.

    Get in touch my friend and we’ll discuss what steps should be taken AS OF NOW.

  • 7. Doom  |  May 19th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    I think #1 is trying to say that Ames thinks he can go back in time in Chicago and turn Barack Obama from a ‘nigger’ to a ‘human’.

  • 8. esau_the_popper  |  May 20th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Sounds like the Maradona culd use a little pop action oboy oboy. =;))@

    As ususal, I will be chucking and plucking but not b—-ing on the last May week at the Newark office. Blazz, boingo and Checho … please call soon.

  • 9. Yellow Top  |  May 20th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Shameless product placement in million dollar flats? 😉

  • 10. Adam  |  May 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Oh, yeah. The Beast is in Buffalo, New York, eh? Also, how many of these things do you guys edit?

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