Real CPAC closetcases marry nutsack-nosed homophobes
God here. Just wanted to pipe in and say I really enjoyed the CPAC conference. Yeah, gotta keep Myself active, you know how it is. Anyway, I figure since everyone at the CPAC conference is so into Me, I’ll reward them with a little miracle that proves unmistakably once and for all that Intelligent Design is for real. I mean, Darwin is all about specialization and variety, yadee-yadee-yada. Whereas an Intelligent Designer such as Yours Truly can do whatever the fuck He wants. If Yahweh wants to make an exact duplicate of one of His better designs (see: babe on the left)–the nutsack-nose, which I designed to attract a closet-case gay-basher mate in the monkey kingdom…and then Yahweh decides on a whim to copy-paste the nutsack-nose and try it out in a different setting (see: gay-bashing bigot on the right)–do you really think that such a miracle could happen just by chance? No way–that’s My design, not some limey’s idea of evolution. That’s My work, Medamnit, and stop saying I didn’t do it. Here’s the evidence, suckuz! Case closed. Ba-boom!
Posted: February 19th, 2010
