Remember The Story About British Weapons Inspector Dr. David Kelly, The Guy Who Embarrassed Blair And Bush, Then “Committed Suicide” By Slicing His Wrists About 500 Times With A Nail File? Conspiracy Theorists Now Claim That Just Because Brit Government Hid Evidence, Lied, Conducted Incredibly Weird Investigation, Issued Laughable Report That Makes No Sense, And Now MP’s And Doctors Are Sure There Was A Cover-Up–That (Get This!) This Suggests Possible “Conspiracy” To Cover It Up…Folks, Here’s Some Advice On How To Deal With Conspiracy Theorists Who Harass You With Evidence And Facts: Just Say, “Right, Sure, And Do You Want Us To Believe That Dr. Kelly Was Abducted In A UFO By Little Green Men, H’m?” Seriously, That Shuts ‘Em Up Every Time, And You Can Go Back To Blogging About Your Favorite New Wines, Which Is What Media Really Should Be Doing Anyway… 
