THE EXILED – MANKIND'S ONLY ALTERNATIVE

Respect: Taliban Launches Multi-Faceted Attack On Khost Using Suicide Bombers, Irregulars, Ambushes…

May 12th, 2009 | Comment

“Drunken” Ukrainian Minister Quits, Claims He Only Had “One Beer”…

May 12th, 2009 | Comment

More Ukrainian Porn: Drunken Ukrainian Interior Minister Who Was Detained In A German Airport Screamed At German Police, In English, “You Are Hitler Children” And “I Kill You”…He Also Called Them “Nazi Swine”…

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Le Police Firearm Is Mightier Than Le BB Gun

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Hitchens The Homophobe-Racist: His Old Imperial Prejudices Slip Out

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Those Insurance Companies Really Are On Our Side. No, Really. They Want Us To Be Healthy & Happy, You’ll See…

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Going Postal Alert! Gunman In Oslo, Norway Kills “Several People”… Developing…

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Going Postal In Germany: Ukrainian Girls Plan Columbine-Style Attack On Bonn High School, Stabbing One 16-Year-Old German Girl Before Fleeing…Developing…

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Going Postal In Iraq: “Stressed Out American Soldier” Kills 4 Fellow Servicemen, Self

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Como Se Dice “El Nuevo York Tiempo”?

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Time To Start Singin’ “Bomb-Bomb-Bomb/Bomb-Bomb Bahrain!”

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

The Burning Cubicle: Women Bullying Women At The Workplace

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Remember This Name: Bruce Malkenhorst. He’s A Corrupt Slimeball Who’s Been Indicted For Embezzlement…And Yet He Draws The Highest Pension Of Any Official In California: $500,000 A Year…When Will Someone Arrange An “Accident” So That Malkenhorst Doesn’t Vampire Scarce California Taxpayer Funds?

May 11th, 2009 | Comments (3)

…Before Collecting His Record Pension, Malkenhorst Ran The Sleaziest (And Smelliest) Fiefdom In California: Vernon. Population: 92.

May 11th, 2009 | Comment

Homeopathic Kevlar: Pygmy Ass-Juice Provides “Natural” Protection Against Bullets

May 10th, 2009 | Comment

Getting Laid In High School Just Got A Whole Lot Easier

May 10th, 2009 | Comment

How Many Ways Can America’s Banker-Capitalists Fuck Thee? Let Them Count The Ways…

May 10th, 2009 | Comment

Tom Friedman Is Bankrupting City Budgets With His Insane Speaking Fees

May 10th, 2009 | Comment

Going Postal News: 3 Tennessee High School Students Arrested For Plotting A Noontime School Massacre

May 8th, 2009 | Comment

Sgt. Schultz Award: Germany’s Response To School Shooting Is To Ban Paintball

May 8th, 2009 | Comment

Nerd Dreams Become Reality: For The First Time In Recorded History, Karate Actually Helps A Nerd Kick A Bully’s Ass! Naturally He’s The One Who Gets Punished, But Students, Recognizing The Nerd-Karate Feat, Protest On His Behalf…

May 6th, 2009 | Comment

Yawn: AIG Announces It Actually Paid Out 10 Times More Bonus Money Than Originally Disclosed: $1.5 Billion Since Bailout Started, Not $165 Million Reported In March. Zzzzzzz. Whatever, Dude. Yeah, We’d Like To Care, But We’re Too Busy Wiping Our Eyes After Watching Susan Boyle Sing. Talk About “Inner Beauty”!

May 6th, 2009 | Comment

Drunken Airport Antics Prove: You Can Take The Ukrainian Out Of The Soviet Union, But You Can’t Take The Soviet Out Of The Ukrainians

May 6th, 2009 | Comment

ALERT! Georgian Police State Crackdown: Just As Nato Prepares War Games In Georgia, Police Attack Protesters: At Least 38 Hospitalized…

May 6th, 2009 | Comment

Georgia’s Army “Turning On Itself,” While Nato Chief Distances Western Alliance From “Mad Misha” Saakashvili

May 6th, 2009 | Comment