No way.

Actually, I refuse to review High School Musical 3. We all know it’s rotten.

Which brings me to my point: where the hell are the movies? I mean the ones for mass audiences, designed to make sentient beings want to go see them? Especially the comedies…people used to go to them and laugh…they had a good time…any of this ring a bell? Did they stop making those and nobody announced it, or what? It’s kind of important.

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Got ninety minutes to kill?

When you’re a young Have in a rich country, you’ve got a glorious wealth of time to waste, and Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is a movie that’s about young Haves, for young Haves. The movie itself is pretty rotten, and that’s part of its charm—the intended audience has got the time and money to blow on it, see.

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