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Russia Babylon / December 12, 2008

We’re not sure if this is a photo shoot for a real gymnastics team or a tryout for some sort of jailbait gymnasts’ fetish site. Whatever it is, we look at these tyolkas and cannot help but think: “With ruble devaluation just around the corner, there has never been a better time than now to invest in Russia.”

Tyol • ka n [Russ, a chick; a young woman, especially one who is sexually desirable and in heat]


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  • 1. I. Ferben  |  December 12th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    It’s Zlata, she’s a former Gymnast who models.

    She’s done some fetish-y shoots, but they are few in number.

  • 2. Seryoga  |  December 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I’ve met a telka in an establishment on Kozitski Pereulok, around the corner from the Etazh Cafe, who used to be good at contortions!

  • 3. Steve M  |  December 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Jolly good show!

  • 4. Stanley Gardiner  |  December 13th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    I like television.

  • 5. Jonfun  |  January 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    You have to be the most FLEXIBLE woman in the world. Wow…I’m amazed.

  • 6. Vlad P  |  January 13th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Got a current number for that girl?

    (I broke my old one.)

  • 7. Stanley Gardiner  |  January 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    I like snappers.

  • 8. fh  |  January 16th, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Ugly Russian slut.

  • 9. Colon Cracker  |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    These are some awesome photos. There’s nothing like a flexible girl.
    I like that word Tyloka.

  • 10. Colon Cracker  |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Russian women are some of the best looking women on Earth. This Tyloka is a perfect example.

  • 11. rob  |  December 30th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Amazing, I’m Just imagining all the things I could do to her and I think I’m in love!


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