“Polidori once asked Byron what, besides scribble verses, he could do better than Polidori himself. Byron icily replied: ‘Three things. First, I can hit with a pistol the keyhole of that door. Secondly, I can swim across that river to yonder point. And thirdly, I can give you a damned good thrashing.’”
OK, somebody go find a black goat somewhere, sharpen me a steak knife, and buy us some spray paint for a pentagram, ’cause we’re gonna resurrect us a champion who can kick the necessary ignorant Protestant ass and make it look easy. (more…)
This article was first published in The eXile on June 22, 2000.
Reading Bobos in Paradise, I realized that it’s not so hard to make money by writing: all you have to do is suck and swallow several million people at …
I’ve been reading anthologies again, God help me. It’s all about money, as in we ain’t got none. So it’s back to teaching, and that means reading the anthologies that attempt to take a bunch of innocent kids through the dismal art …
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Most Recent Photograph of That Guy That Plath Popped Out
(bottom right; circa 1962)
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This is already …
Robert Creeley: Great Poet or One-Eyed Interspecies Plagiarist?
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Dan Simmons, a guy best known for his respected sci-fi stuff like the four-book “Hyperion Cantos”, has now produced a horror novel so big and heavy it could knock your head off, if flung. It’s called Drood, and it weighs …
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The eXile: Sex, Drugs and Libel in the New Russia
By Mark Ames and Matt Taibbi
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Imperial Reckoning: The Untold Story of Britain’s Gulag in Kenya
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“My Friend Leonard” James Frey
Riverhead Hardcover 2005 $24.95
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James Frey is a liar. A bad one. And hugely successful.
You can discover just …
“Mao: the Unknown Story” by Jung Chang and Jon Halliday
Random House 2005
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When I watched the second Addams Family movie, I knew there’d …
