eXile Classic
(Articles sorted by the date they were added to The eXiled archives, not their original publish dates.)
![Feature Story: American Dyevushka: A Day In The Life](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-659-200x84.jpg)
International Women’s Day means many different things to many different people. For flower sellers, it’s sweeps month. For men, it’s time to learn to make pasta. But for women-oh yes, women-it means a whole lot more. We here at the…
![Moscow Babylon: California Dreamin'](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-660-200x159.jpg)
Now that I’m back in print, I’m starting to hear it all over again: Ames, are you some kind of anti-Russian? The short answer is, if I didn’t like it here, I’d leave. The long answer goes something like this:…
![Death Porn: Honoring Women](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-658.jpg)
In Honor of Women’s day, Death Porn offers a glimpse of the better sex at work, at play, and at murder. Soap on a Rope A kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Romanova, tried to hang a 20 month old baby with a…
![Death Porn: The State Withers Away-By Suicide](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-657-200x66.jpg)
Russian prisoners looking to escape may not have to wait much longer for a choice opportunity. The press service of the GenProkuratura announced this week that more than 100 prison guards last year killed themselves, at a rate roughly analogous…
![Feature Story: Media Whores](../old-exile/vault/feature/images/f3pic1.gif)
In the old days, back when I worked for a different Moscow newspaper, I used to be visited by a lanky, chainsmoking Azerbaidjani named Fakhrid Tairov. Tairov dressed in cheap ties and sport jackets, which he hid under a huge…
![Moscow Babylon: Break A Leg](http://exiledonline.com/old-exile/vault/ames/images/ameshead2.gif)
I’ll write stories that will make them come from the ends of the earth to kill me… then at last it will be over, and that’ll be fine with me. – Celine I have a contract out on me. Not…
![Feature Story: Living Hell](/wp-content/uploads/dthumb.jpg)
The Victim Where are your greatest dangers?-in pity. – Nietzsche I did everything I could to avoid her. She’d been leaving message after desperate-rape-victim-voice message on my answering machine. What could I say? You were your own worst enemy, Marina….