eXile Classic
(Articles sorted by the date they were added to The eXiled archives, not their original publish dates.)
![Death Porn: Patrick Hyland Strikes Again!](/old-exile/vault/dp/images/dp4.gif)
Patrick Hyland Strikes Again! The publisher and owner of the “Folium” publishing company was knifed to death on January 30th in a dispute over his database on psychological problems. “Folium” was a small company specializing in books on psychology and…
![Issue #1 Cover](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-649-200x200.jpg)
This is the cover of The eXile Issue #1, published in February 1997.
![Issue #0 Cover](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cover0c-200x200.gif)
This is the cover of the infamous zero issue of The eXile published in February 1997.
![Issue #2 Cover](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-650-200x200.jpg)
This is the cover of The eXile Issue #2, published in March 1997.
![Issue #3 Cover](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-651-200x200.jpg)
This is the cover of The eXile Issue #3, published in March 1997.
![Knock-Knock: Who's Theeerrre? The eXile Insurance Agency!](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-661-200x185.jpg)
AIG Insurance eXile: Hello? Irina? AIG: Yes? eXile: Yes, hello, I was given your number. My name is Michael B-. AIG: Pleased to meet you. eXile: Likewise. I’m calling because I’m interested in acquiring a life insurance policy. AIG: I…
![Moscow Babylon: Surrender At Any Price](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/screen-shot-660-450x136.jpg)
There was an earlier version of this very column that was much better. But it got spiked. Matt didn’t like it, and nowadays, what Matt says, goes. See, I sold him the eXile for a song-or rather, a dirge. And…