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Class War For Idiots / Featured / April 28, 2011

Really?

This is the year that the Republican right-wing, backed by corporate sponsors like the billionaire Koch brothers, have declared all-out war on public sector unions. It’s the culmination of a decades-long crusade against organized labor, which has only hit the national radar screen in recent months. The showdown in Wisconsin between Scott Walker and the unions has changed all that: suddenly, Americans had their eyes opened up to just how ruthlessly and cynically the Republican right was ready to fight to destroy public sector unions because they see it as a way to cripple the Democratic Party by killing off a major source of funding, as well as political muscle and votes.

If there’s some good to come out of the right-wing’s war on Wisconsin and other state employees, it’s that we now have a better insight into the Republican playbook against public sector unions, which boils down to this: 1) Manufacture a fake budget crisis in order to frighten the state’s residents; 2) PR the false-crisis hard enough until it breaks out of the right-wing/libertarian pipeline and into the mainstream media; 3) Blame the fake crisis on a fake villain“greedy” state employee unions — thereby pitting the public against state workers. That way, when Republicans pass new laws destroying teachers and firefighters unions, they’ll come off as heroes defending the public from greedy unions, rather than as sleazy mercenaries carrying out their corporate sponsors’ dirty work.

Republicans have used this playbook before, of course, it’s just that Wisconsin finally made us all too aware. Perhaps the most obvious example — and the least understood — is from last November, when the same basic strategy was used to wage war against the TSA’s 55,000 employees, who have been locked in a savage decade-long battle to gain the same collective bargaining rights that employees of all other federal agencies enjoy. Unlike in Wisconsin, the Republican right succeeded in burying the story about the TSA employees’ struggle for collective bargaining rights underneath a sophisticated, well-PR’d campaign demonizing TSA screeners as modern-day Gestapo agents, rapists and child molesters.

But lost in all the media hysteria vilifying the TSA was the appalling story of labor abuse against the agency’s screeners, a consequence of Republican anti-union policies. If anyone is wondering why collective bargaining rights are so important to public sector workers, look no further than the TSA, whose employees suffer the lowest morale and highest attrition rates of any federal agency, year after year. Complaints and lawsuits abound, accusing TSA management of rampant sexual harassment, racism, bullying, wrongful termination and abuse of power. If that didn’t make working in the TSA difficult enough, the recent campaign demonizing TSA agents as modern-day Gestapo-agents turned them into the most hated of all federal employees; passengers, encouraged by incendiary PR, hurled abuses in TSA screeners’ faces, and in a few cases even physically attacked screeners.

Last November, we published an article in The Nation questioning the media-driven anti-TSA campaign, which we argued smelled of AstroTurf. For one thing, it made little sense that an issue like TSA pat-downs, offensive as they were, could dominate headlines for two straight weeks at a time when America was suffering from unprecedented corruption, lawless evictions of homeowners, unheard-of inequality, and wars that barely make news.

Sure enough, we uncovered numerous Koch-linked libertarian activists spearheading the campaign to demonize TSA screeners, DC lobbyists specializing in fake-grassroots campaigns setting up “Opt Out” websites while posing as regular Joes, and sleazy Republican hacks who had shown little interest in protecting civil liberties suddenly getting their ACLU on over the TSA’s intrusive pat-downs and “porn scans.” Progressives were understandably drawn into the anti-TSA campaign and hysteria, as the PR campaign cleverly framed it not as a union-bashing operation, but rather, as a purely civil liberties issue.

The anti-TSA campaign was at its media-hysteria peak in the weeks after the Republican election sweep, spurred on by last year’s hero, John Tyner, who refused a pat-down, telling TSA agents, “You touch my junk and I’m going to have you arrested.” Tyner disappeared from the scene after he apologized on his blog, and admitted that he didn’t tell the whole story and had actively tried to erase it (Tyner did not return our call or answer our message requesting comment).*

But the slack was quickly picked up by waves of anti-TSA campaigns ever since, drawing together an alliance of rabid Christian homophobes and neo-Confederates, warmongering neocons and notorious DC union-busting front-groups, and even a few blasts-from-the-right-wing-past, like the Rutherford Institute’s John Whitehead, a onetime Christian “reconstructionist” who all but vanished from the public eye after running Paula Jones’ sexual-harassment lawsuit against Bill Clinton in the 1990s. Whitehead, whose outfit once advocated the death penalty for homosexuals, recently re-emerged in the public eye leading several high-profile lawsuits against the TSA.** (Update: Rutherford Institute has challenged this assertion, and we have written a response posted at the bottom of this article.) Bob Barr, onetime Republican Congressman and Libertarian Party presidential candidate, added the anti-TSA campaign to his client list in his new gig as a DC lobbyist, which joins an illustrious list of Barr’s clients including former Haiti dictator “Baby” Doc Duvalier as well as for-profit education. Others in this coalition of the wingers include Glenn Beck, who told viewers that Obama wants to unionize the TSA in order to turn the agency into his “private army”; the homophobic Public Advocate of the United States, a Reagan-era anti-gay group, whose leader accused the TSA of pursuing a “homosexual agenda” designed to turn children into future queers by patting them down and scanning them; and the leader of the equally insane anti-gay hate group Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, who called for a prohibition of gay TSA screeners because they “might get turned on” while patting down passengers.

 

To understand why such a diverse range of right-wing Republicans — many of whom had previously shown little interest in civil liberties, if not outright hostility to them — would suddenly unite last November to rage against the porn-scanner machine, a brief history on the TSA, unions, and their struggle for collective bargaining rights is in order:

Until 9/11, the task of managing America’s airport screeners was left to the private sector, which squeezed profits by hiring low-qualified, poorly-trained screeners willing to work for at or near minimum wages, making pre-TSA airport screeners among the lowest-paid security workers in the nation, according to one investigation.

After 9/11, the frightened and traumatized public demanded better security in the form of higher-quality, better-paid federal screeners. The private sector, as in so many instances, could not be trusted to put the public’s interests over the CEOs’ profit interests. But President Bush and the Republicans resisted the public’s demands: They worried less about security, and more about creating a brand new federal agency for airport screeners, whose employees would likely unionize. At a time when most Americans were still too traumatized to pay attention to such seemingly arcane bureaucratic issues, the Bush White House had Iraq invasions and union-busting hot on its mind.

Their logic then was the same as it is today: If TSA employees are allowed to unionize with collective bargaining rights, it would represent perhaps the single largest pro-unionization drive in decades, adding tens of thousands of dues-paying members to the public sector union rolls, reversing decades of decline and, most importantly, funnel money to pro-labor and predominately Democratic candidates. Former House Majority Leader and current FreedomWorks head Dick Armey, who voted against federalizing airport screeners, explained in 2001, ”It’s all about union membership in a union that imposes compulsory dues that fund their campaigns.” Of course, this is just another classic right-wing anti-union lie: dues aren’t compulsory as they like to allege. But Armey’s fixation on those union dues was real — the Republicans would rather staff airport security with rent-a-cops and burger-flippers than risk enabling unions to collect dues and spend them on political campaigns.

Robert Poole, co-founder of the Koch-sponsored Reason Foundation, took a leave of absence to serve as President Bush’s top advisor on airport security, laid out the White House’s opposition to federal screeners just a few weeks after the terrorist attacks:

“A federal workforce would resist the use of labor-saving technology, object to being reassigned freely, and almost certainly become unionized.” [italics ours]

According to the Koch-founded libertarian Cato Institute, a Republican bill banning TSA collective bargaining “doesn’t go far enough.” Oh, and if the TSA unionizes, it will murder you like SWAT team snipers.

Unfortunately for Republicans, the public wasn’t convinced: A Time magazine poll showed that 77% of Americans wanted federal workers in control of airport security. So the Republicans gave in and passed a law federalizing airport and baggage screeners, but with one unusual caveat: no collective bargaining rights for TSA employees, unless their boss, the appointed head of the TSA, gave the green light. Not surprisingly, Bush’s TSA chiefs were as opposed to TSA workers unionizing as Bush himself.

In early 2003, just as TSA workers were going through the first stages of organizing by the American Federation of Government Employees, the TSA’s boss, James Loy, signed an order “precluding collective bargaining.” Only now, instead of opposing unionized TSA workers on the grounds that they might become a base of Democratic Party support (which was too obviously cynical even for Republicans), Loy parroted the new official line, first put out by Reason’s Robert Poole, claiming that unionized screeners would threaten national security:

“Mandatory collective bargaining is not compatible with the flexibility required to wage the war against terrorism.

…Fighting terrorism demands a flexible workforce that can rapidly respond to threats. That can mean changes in work assignments and other conditions of employment that are not compatible with the duty to bargain with labor unions.”

Attempts to organize the TSA’s nearly 45,000 security screeners — who make up the majority of the agency’s approximately 55,000 employees — roughly went nowhere all throughout President Bush’s two terms. Even after the Democrats’ 2006 Congressional sweep, they failed to overcome opposition led by Sen. Jim DeMint, who urged President Bush to veto any Homeland Security bill that included collective bargaining rights for TSA employees, even if a veto meant defunding the Homeland Security Department and shutting it down. DeMint made no bones about which threat bothered him most; unions or terrorists:

“Unionizing the 43,000 security screeners at TSA could give labor unions a $17 million annual windfall in the form of new union dues,” he said. “This is a hearty payback to the unions for helping Democrats win the past election. These dues can then be kicked back to lawmakers in the form of political contributions without the consent of rank-and-file union members.”

Billionaire David Koch (right) rewards his favorite union-busting lapdog Jim DeMint (left)

With the GOP blocking all attempts at unionizaton, TSA employees had little recourse and almost no leverage against abuse at the hands of all-powerful TSA managers, whose abuse was clearly encouraged by an atmosphere in which it was clear that TSA employees would not have the same rights and protections as other federal employees. As numerous complaints of sexual harassment, illegal firings, and rampant bullying by TSA management piled up, the agency consistently ranked as suffering from the lowest morale among over 200 federal agencies and the highest turnover, with attrition rates over 10 times higher than other agencies. A shocking 30 percent of the workforce reported suffering from illnesses and injuries, a rate six times higher than other federal agency employees.

In Denver International Airport, over 20 former TSA screeners reported widespread sexual harassment and bullying. TSA worker Ingrid Cartinelle, targeted for harassment by management, found a dead rat in her employee locker, causing her to faint and vomit due to her phobia of rodents. Later, someone smashed her car windshield and spiked her tires, and shortly after that, she was attacked outside her workplace, pepper-sprayed, and dragged up a stairwell by the neck before fellow employees ran to her aid. Local police, and later Homeland Security investigated, but came up empty handed –  she filed suit against the TSA. “They were just allowed and permitted to do whatever they wanted to. To bully you, harass you, everything you could think of, they did,” Cartinelle told journalists.

In 2004, four top TSA managers at Seattle-Tacoma International were fired following an investigation into complaints of mismanagement and harsh working conditions. That same year, in Spokane International Airport, three top TSA managers were removed following a petition that TSA employees sent to Sen. Patty Murray, complaining that TSA “leaders intimidated workers and engaged in personal and unprofessional relationships with others.” At Pittsburgh International Airport in 2005, the top three TSA officials were forced to resign after being investigated for sexual harassment, fraud, and intimidation. One screener told PBS Newshour in 2003, “When you have a supervisor go in front of 200 employees and tell them he’s looking for blonde-hair leads and supervisors, I have problems. I don’t have blonde hair. I have graduated from college. There are no promotions for people of color.”

In Bush’s final year in office, the TSA inspector general issued an alarming report saying that employee morale was so rock-bottom that it was negatively impacting airport security.

A week before the 2008 presidential elections, Barack Obama sent a letter to AFGE union leaders pledging to support their drive to unionize the TSA if elected president. But as with so many issues, President Obama’s support turned out to be far more tepid than candidate Obama’s, while in the Republican camp, opposition hardened under the leadership of two Tea Party heroes, Jim DeMint and Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah.

Rep. Chaffetz’s first piece of legislation, which he introduced in April 2009, was a bill to limit the use of TSA body-imaging scanners on the grounds that it they were an “invasion of privacy.” Chaffetz’s bill attracted the support of the ACLU and Democrats from across the aisle. As soon as he was done crusading against the TSA’s civil liberties violations, Chaffetz hopped on a plane to Guantanamo Bay on a fact-finding mission, and reported that civil liberties were thriving like never before in the extra-legal internment camp: “Guantanamo Bay has been inaccurately portrayed as a site of  ongoing detainee torture and mistreatment – nothing could be further  from the truth,” Chaffetz wrote in an open letter to President Obama. “[C]ontrary to popular belief, waterboarding never happened at Guantanamo Bay.” As proof, Chaffetz’s letter cheerfully noted that Guantanamo inmates “have access to hundreds of movies such as Oceans 13, Liar Liar, and Finding Nemo.” Inmates were so pampered that even their hunger strikes tasted delicious: “We go to great lengths to see that their nutritional needs are met, even offering a variety of flavored liquid nutrients to detainees participating in hunger strikes.”

In September 2009, shortly after Chaffetz voted to prohibit TSA employees from unionizing, he made headlines in a bizarre airport incident in which he claimed he had been targeted for retaliatory harassment by Salt Lake City Airport screeners. But Chaffetz’s story started to fall apart after local news reported that Chaffetz himself acted aggressively and “escalated the situation” by cursing a TSA screener, throwing his card at one, and grabbing a TSA employee’s badge. But that did not stop Chaffetz: Last November, in the peak of the anti-TSA hysteria, the Congressman seized on a completely false story pushed by ultra-rightwing Hollywood clown Andrew Breitbart and the Drudge Report alleging that the TSA had forcibly strip-searched a young boy. Despite the fact that the boy’s father confirmed that it was not true, Chaffetz wouldn’t let it die, going as far as calling for a Congressional investigation.

Meanwhile in the Senate, Tea Party “king” Jim DeMint single-handedly staved off the threat of unionization by filibustering Obama’s nominees to head the TSA, ensuring that the agency created to prevent another 9/11 remained headless for nearly 1-1/2 years. Obama’s first nominee, Errol Southers, was held up by DeMint throughout all of 2009 because Southers refused to come out against collective bargaining.

It was only when the “underwear bomber” tried blowing up a passenger jet over Detroit that the TSA, and its lack of a leader, suddenly became an issue. But in a strange twist of logic, DeMint used the occasion to prove his point, telling reporters that the underwear bomber was “a perfect example of why the Obama administration should not unionize the TSA.” Rather than apologizing for keeping the TSA leaderless that year, he scolded Obama to “put the interests of American travelers ahead of organized labor.”

Like Reason’s Robert Poole, FreedomWorks’ Dick Armey, and numerous other right-wing Republicans and libertarians, DeMint played the “national security threat” card to justify his opposition to collective bargaining rights for TSA screeners, claiming it would “significantly undermine TSA’s ability to respond to threats and protect the nation.”

It’s a false line of reasoning: Other law enforcement agencies within the Department of Homeland Security, including Customs and Border Protection guards, are unionized, as are police department employees across the nation. The real threat to security, of course, comes from the savage workplace conditions that TSA screeners endure. Rep. Ed Perlmutter (D-CO), who brought this issue before Congress in 2009, said, “If you have someone stabbing you in the back, if you have sex harassment charges against you, your mind is not going to be on the job. And this is a job where you have to be alert. All the time.”

The only people who saw unions as a threat to their existence were, of course, the Republicans. As if to illustrate this, one of Tom Ridge’s earliest acts in office at the newly-created Homeland Security Department in 2002 was to denounce a Longshore workers’ strike in Oakland as a threat to national security, and demand they call off the strike immediately.

But DeMint, to whom David Koch personally awarded a “George Washington Prize” for leading the fight to kill Obama’s health insurance reform plan, laid out the stakes in his 2009 book Saving Freedom: “Labor unions are one of the most powerful forces in Washington, and they support Democrats almost exclusively,” he wrote. Cheerfully noting that private sector unions have long since declined to the point of near-irrelevancy, DeMint ominously observes, “more than 35 percent of government workers are members of a union.” That means union dues for Democratic candidates, and in return, “The Democratic Party reciprocates by shamelessly promoting the union agenda in Congress.”

Just as Bush and the rest of the GOP prioritized politics over security concerns in 2001, DeMint chose to hold up and eventually defeat Obama’s first two nominees, both African-Americans, to head the TSA. It wasn’t until Obama nominated someone with solid conservative credentials — the FBI’s number two, John Pistole — that DeMint finally relented. Pistole was a crapshoot. Neither labor nor the anti-labor right was pleased, yet neither side knew exactly where he would come down on unionization.

And then last November, everything suddenly came to a head. First, the Republicans swept Congressional elections, and they wasted little time in setting the new agenda. Then, on November 12, after years of setbacks and disappointments, the Federal Labor Relations Board issued a surprise ruling (even to labor organizers) finally giving TSA employees the green light to unionize.

But Labor barely had time to celebrate: the very next day, November 13, Matt Drudge posted and promoted the famous “Don’t Touch My Junk” video, which quickly turned into the media sensation of the season, hogging headlines for nearly two straight weeks. Almost no one found it strange that the cause of civil liberties was suddenly taken up, in almost perfect unison, by the whole range of right-wing waterboarding-cheerleaders like Glenn Beck, George Will and his colleague Charles Krauthammer, who declared:

“Don’t touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man,  the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter…This time you have gone too far, Big Bro’. The sleeping giant awakes. Take my shoes, remove my belt, waste my time and try my patience. But don’t touch my junk.”

Indeed.

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In hindsight, now that we understand the Republican playbook and their political goals, what happened last November makes a lot more sense. It all starts with a political goal: prevent the TSA screeners from unionizing. The strategy: 1) concoct and magnify fake government oppression at the hands of the TSA;  2) Demonize and blame the crisis on your political target, TSA screeners, so that the public turns against them; 3) Push and PR the message, focusing on valid but largely trivial aspects of the problem; and 4) Now you can appear, not as cruel union-buster, but as a hero defending the public.

The reason why last November’s anti-TSA AstroTurf campaign was so successful was because it  was based on valid criticisms of TSA policies and tapped into real anger, while deviously redirecting that anger against an innocent target. The con succeeded in duping many progressives, who allowed themselves to be caught up in the euphoria of what seemed like a genuine mass-conversion among right-wingers to the cause of civil libertarianism. But over on the Republican side, there was never a doubt about what the anti-TSA campaign was about — even if they couldn’t get their numbers straight — as this blog post in Erik Erickson’s website RedState, headlined “TSA Unionization: A $30 Million Annual Gift to Union Bosses” shows:

In a significant victory for federal employee unions, the Federal Labor Relations Authority decided Friday that Transportation Security Administration staffers will be allowed to vote on union representation. The decision clears the way for a campaign by the government’s two largest labor organizations, the American Federation of Government Employees and the National Treasury Employees Union, to represent some 50,000 transportation security officers.

Here’s some informal statistics for you:

Number of TSA employees eligible for unionization: 50,000

·         TSA budget for FY 2010: $7.8 billion

·         Estimated Union Dues TSA unionization will provide union bosses at $50 per month:$2,500,000 per month or $30,000,000 per year.

·         Number of Americans whose Fourth Amendment rights have allegedly been violated:Thousands and still counting.

·         NUMBER OF TERRORISTS CAUGHT BY THE TSA: 0

Unfortunately for the union-busters and their hired DC operatives working the media, the “grassroots” outrage against the TSA’s screeners, which was supposed to take shape in a much-hyped  Thanksgiving Holiday “Opt-Out” campaign of mass civil disobedience in airports across the nation—a kind of libertarian “Days of Rage”—never materialized as promised, leaving countless journalists looking foolish and puzzled. The media regurgitated a well-oiled PR message promising mass spontaneous people’s action against the “police state.” Instead, not a single airport experienced anything remotely newsworthy or unusual; it was as though the entire campaign was a hoax. A hoax that the media showed absolutely no curiosity in recognizing or solving: For two weeks, every major television and media outlet talked up this alleged grassroots anti-government rage sweeping the country, a tidal wave of liberty about to crash into America’s security checkpoints. But nothing happened; and no one asked the most obvious question: “Was the outrage even real, or did the media get played?”

Now we know: the media, and the country, got played.

Fortunately for TSA employees, this story ends on a marginally less depressing note. John Pistole, Obama’s TSA chief, finally granted the TSA workforce the right to unionize. However, Pistole’s order, like so many Obama Administration policies, barely qualifies as an improvement: the TSA’s union will only be allowed to negotiate peripheral issues such as shift bids, awards, transfers, and uniform allowances. Unlike other federal employees, the TSA union will still be prohibited from negotiating more important matters like disciplinary standards and job qualifications. As has been the pattern for decades, the Democrats are granting labor the bare minimum promised.

Employees voted overwhelmingly to unionize this April — 84% said “yes,” despite the restrictions. There will be a second round of voting beginning in May and closing June 23 to decide between the two unions vying to represent TSA employees — the AFGE and the smaller National Treasury Employees’ Union.

*“To those of you who feel duped, I apologize”—so writes John Tyner in a contrite blog post headlined “The ‘Whole’ Truth”  dated November 30, 2010. A week earlier, he was the biggest media sensation in America, freeing us from state tyranny; by the time he apologized to America, America had already lost interest and moved on. (Read our full update on John Tyner’s deception: The Real John Tyner: Anti-Labor Extremist, Anti-Gay Marriage, Pals With Neo-Confederates and John Bircher Conspiracy Theorists, And Deceives America)

**Update:

Our response to Rutherford Institute

On Tuesday May 3, a lawyer for the rightwing Rutherford Institute sent a threatening letter to The eXiled because we reminded our readers about the dark, extremist homophobic ideology behind the early years of the Rutherford Institute and its co-founder, John Whitehead. The Rutherford Institute has waged a 15-year public relations campaign to recast itself as a “civil liberties” outfit similar to the ACLU, yet this same “defender of civil liberties” wants to crush The eXiled’s First Amendment rights to free speech for the crime of reminding readers that the outfit was co-founded by one of the most extreme anti-Semitic, homophobic American monsters of our time, a Holocaust denier and eugenicist named R. J. Rushdoony.

Rutherford’s attorney sent us a letter objecting to two fully-sourced and documented statements in our April 28 article, Did You Fall for It? America’s Outrage Over TSA “Porn Scanners” Was Right-Wing PR to Prevent Workers from Unionizing:

1) Characterizing Rutherford Institute president John Whitehead as “a one-time Christian Reconstructionist,” which is true;

2) That his “outfit once advocated the death penalty for homosexuals,” which is true.

Rutherford’s lawyer, Tom Neuberger, wrote, “Neither The Rutherford Institute nor Mr. Whitehead, its president, have ever subscribed to Christian ‘reconstructionist’ ideologies. … And the outrageous assertion that the Institute ‘once advocated the death penalty for homosexuals” is clearly a complete fabrication.”

This is an outrageous, baseless and disgusting attack on independent journalism. An outfit that claims to be for civil liberties yet threatens journalists who print the truth, simply because the Rutherford Institute is trying to whitewash its past, is the height of hypocrisy and reveals that the Rutherford Institute has not changed one bit from its beginnings as an attack dog for far-right Holocaust deniers, anti-Semites and neo-Confederate fascists whose one goal was to intimidate and crush any opposition to their plan to turn America into a fundamentalist Christian nation along the lines of the Taliban.

We will report more about the Rutherford Institute’s threats to The eXiled, and the dark sordid history of the Institute’s founders and beliefs. And we will be asking for our readers’ support.

But first, there are so many credible sources backing our statement in our article characterizing John Whitehead as “a onetime Christian ‘reconstructionist’… whose outfit once advocated the death penalty for homosexuals” that they are too numerous to list. Here we provide a small sample of sources which repeat, expand upon, and/or support this:

* From American University Professor Alan Lichtman’s book White Protestant Nation, a finalist for the 2008 National Book Critic’s Award for Non-Fiction:

“A movement known as Christian Reconstruction or Dominion Theology, led by Rousas John Rushdoony of the Chalcedon Foundation, Gary North of the Institute for Christian Economics, and John Whitehead of the Rutherford Institute, extended Schaffer’s absolutist thinking. Dominion leaders aimed to make America a Christian nation. They desired to ‘take back government from the state and put it in the hands of Christians.’ This meant replacing secular ‘self-law’ with ‘God’s law,’ which meted out harsh punishments, including death penalty for adulterers and homosexuals.” [pp 349, Atlantic Monthly Press, hardcover edition]

* David Brock’s bestselling book from 2002, Blinded By The Right:

“When various settlement offers were rejected by [Paula] Jones [the woman who sued President Bill Clinton for sexual harassment], Davis and Cammarata quit the case and were replaced by lawyers working with the right-wing Rutherford Institute, which had been founded with the support of Christian Right reconstructionist R. J. Rushdoony, who was an early board member.* …The Reverend R. J. Rushdoony believed that civil law should be replaced by Biblical law ‘to suppress, control, and/or eliminate the ungodly.’ He advocated the death penalty for abortion, adultery, sodomy, and incest as well as for blasphemers and ‘propagators of false doctrines.’ Rushdoony was also a Holocaust denier.” [pp 201. Three Rivers Press. 2002 paperback edition.]

* Jeff Sharlet’s book The Family, a 2008 New York Times bestseller:

“John W. Whitehead, a constitutional lawyer who counts Rushdoony as one of his greatest influences [pp. 349]…Rushdoony is best known as the founder of Christian Reconstructionism, a politically defunct but subtly influential school of thought that drifted so far to the right that it dropped off the edge of the world, disavowed as ‘scary’ even by Jerry Falwell. Most notably, Rushdoony proposed the death penalty for an ever-expanding subset of sinners, starting with gay men and growing to include blasphemers and badly behaved children.” [pp.347. Harper Perennial. 2008 paperback.]

* Mark Crispin Miller’s 2004 book, published by W.W. Norton, Cruel and Unusual: Bush/Cheney’s New World Order:

“John Whitehead, an ex-student of Rushdoony’s, and introduced by him once at the council as a man ‘chosen by God,’ directs the Rutherford Foundation, a legal arm of the Chalcedon Foundation (which until his death was run by Rushdoony and funded by Howard Ahmanson). Rutherford’s important mission is to fight the legal battles on behalf of Reconstructionism.” [pp. 263]

* Frederick Clarkson, journalist, author and activist, in a chapter from the 1999 book Eyes Right: Challenging The Rightwing Backlash edited by Chip Berlet:

“The Rutherford Institute’s John Whitehead was a student of both Schaeffer and Rushdoony, and credits them as the two major influences on his thought. … [I]t is not surprising that Whitehead goes to great lengths to deny that he is a Reconstructionist. Rushdoony, introducing Whitehead at a Reconstructionist conference, called him a man ‘chosen by God.’ Rushdoony then spoke of ‘our plans, through Rutherford, to fight the battle against statism and the freedom of Christ’s Kingdom.’” … “The Rutherford Institute was founded as a legal project of R. J. Rushdoony’s Chalcedon Foundation, with Rushdoony and fellow Chalcedon director Howard Ahmanson on its original board of directors. Whitehead credits Rushdoony with providing the outline for his first book, which he researched in Rushdoony’s library. ” [p.69]

* Chris Hedges, writing about Whitehead’s mentor and partner in the Rutherford Institute in his 2006 book, American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War On America:

“The racist and brutal intolerance of the intellectual godfathers of today’s Christian Reconstructionism is a chilling reminder of the movement’s lust for repression. The Institutes of Biblical Law by R. J. Rushdoony, written in 1973, is the most important book for the dominionist movement. Rushdoony calls for a Christian society that is harsh, unforgiving and violent. The death penalty is to be imposed not only for offenses such as rape, kidnapping and murder, but also for adultery, blasphemy, homosexuality, astrology, incest, striking a parent, incorrigible juvenile delinquency, and, in the case of women, ‘un-chastity before marriage.’ The world is to be subdued and ruled by a Christian United States.  Rushdoony dismissed the widely accepted estimate of 6 million Jews murdered in the Holocaust as an inflated figure, and his theories on race often echo those found in Nazi eugenics, in which there are higher and lower forms of human beings. Those considered by the Christian state to be immoral and incapable of reform are to be exterminated.” [pp.12-13]

* The Southern Poverty Law Center’s magazine Intelligence Report called Rushdoony “a racist and a holocaust denier.” The SPLC describes the Rushdoony-founded Chalcedon Foundation, for which the Rutherford Institute was set up to act as its legal arm: “Rushdoony supported the death penalty for homosexuals, among other ‘abominators.’ He also opposed what he called ‘unequal yoking’ — interracial marriage — and ‘enforced integration,’ insisting that “[a]ll men are NOT created equal before God” (the Bible, he explained, ‘recognizes that some people are by nature slaves’). Rushdoony also denied the Holocaust, saying the murder of 6 million Jews was ‘false witness.’”

* Another co-founder of the Rutherford Institute, Rushdoony’s son-in-law, Gary North, has been described as a “bloodthirsty theologian” who “may actually be a psychopath” by Jeff Sharlet in his 2008 book The Family: “North […] may actually be a psychopath—he favors stoning as a method of execution because it would double as a ‘community project.’” [pp.348]. According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, Gary North advocates hiding the true agenda of the Christian Reconstructionist movement for obvious reasons: “Theonomists, and especially Reconstructionists, know their views are an anathema to most Americans. Reconstructionist ideologue Gary North, in fact, has written that Reconstructionists need ‘the noise of contemporary events’ to hide their goals. ‘If [non-believers] fully understood the long-term threat to their civilization that our ideas pose, they … would be wise to take steps to crush us.’” (“Confederates on the Pulpit” SPLC Intelligence Report. Spring 2001).

* From a Public Research Associates article:

“Whitehead believes, according to an article by Martin Mawyer published in the May 1983 issue of the Moral Majority Report, ‘That courts must place themselves under the authority of God’s law.’ Mawyer’s article explains, ‘The Institute states that ‘all of civil affairs and government, including law, should be based upon principles found in the Bible.’ That statement is a simplified definition of Christian Reconstruction, an important movement within evangelical Christianity.”

* Bill Moyers, interviewing R J Rushdoony in 1988, (six years after the founding of Rutherford Institute):

Moyers: You’ve written that the Bible calls for the death penalty, and I’m just running down a variety of things as you can see. You’ve written that the Bible calls for the death penalty of some 15 crimes: rape, sodomy, adultery.
Rushdoony: Adultery because in the Bible the basic institution is the family. There’s no law of treason against the state. The Bible doesn’t even imagine anything remotely like that. But the basic institution is the family. And so, several of the death penalties are associated with the family and its life.
Moyers: So adultery was considered a theft of the family.
Rushdoony: It was, yes, it was treason to the family.
Moyers: Homosexuality.
Rushdoony: Yes, it was treason to the family.
Moyers: Worthy of the death sentence?
Rushdoony: What?
Moyers: Worthy of the death sentence?.
Rushdoony: Yes.
Moyers: Deserving of the death sentence?
Rushdoony: Yes, that’s what [Apostle] Paul says.

Moyers: But you would re-instate the death penalty for some of these or all of these Biblical crimes?
Rushdoony: I wouldn’t—
Moyers: But the reconstructive society–
Rushdoony: I’m saying that this is what God requires. I’m not saying that everything in the Bible, I like. Some of it rubs me the wrong way. But I’m simply saying, this is what God requires. This is what God says is justice. Therefore, I don’t feel I have a choice.
Moyers: And the agents of God would carry out the laws.
Rushdoony: The civil government would, on these things.
Moyers: So you would have a civil government, based upon–
Rushdoony: Oh yes. I’m not an anarchist. I’m close to being a libertarian. But–
Moyers: But the civil law would be based on the biblical law. And so you’d have a civil government carrying out a religious mandate.
Rushdoony: Oh yes.

* Rushdoony and North were not only co-founders of the Rutherford Institute, but they were also regularly featured members of the “Rutherford Institute Seminars” speakers bureau. In other words, they were intimately tied to, part of, and speaking on behalf of the Rutherford Institute. Here is from a 1994 Anti-Defamation League report:

In the fall of 1986, the Traditional Values Coalition and Citizens for Excellence in Education advertised “Rutherford Institute Seminars” in which Rushdoony was a featured speaker — along with Rutherford Institute founder John Whitehead. Rushdoony was described in the advertisement as a ”theologian…who presents scriptural framework for building orderly structures in society [sic].”

Whitehead, one of the country’s leading conservative evangelical attorneys, has called Rushdoony one of the two major influences on his thought. Rushdoony wrote the introduction for Whitehead’s The Separation Illusion, and the reconstructionist patriarch is the most frequently cited author in the bibliography for Whitehead’s The Second American Revolution – a favored text among evangelical activists (The Institutes for Biblical Law is among the works cited).

Rushdoony reportedly helped Whitehead found the Rutherford Institute, and has been a director of the Institute and a participant in its speakers bureau.

[Source: The Religious Right: The Assault on Tolerance & Pluralism in America. A publication of the Anti-Defamation League. (1994). pp 111]

Finally, we are not surprised that the Rutherford Institute—which claims to defend civil liberties, but seemingly behaves more like a right-wing attack dog outfit trying to intimidate critics of its far-right Christian agenda— sends a letter from a lawyer to suppress journalists from exercising their first amendment rights. From its very beginning in the early Reagan years, as Whitehead explained in a 1983 interview, “We need to be very aggressive, not passive. Take the initiative. Sue rather than waiting to be sued. That’s where we’ve [the Christian far-right] been weak. We’ve always been on the defensive. We need to frame the issue and pick the court. The [Rutherford] institute, if necessary, will charge that government is violating religious freedoms rather than the church waiting for the government to charge it with violating the law.” [Institute for First Amendment Studies.]

We’ve answered the Rutherford’s outrageous, anti-Constitutional threats and attempts to crush our First Amendment rights, and to bury their pasts. Now we would like the Rutherford Institute to explain to us and to AlterNet readers why it failed to successfully challenge the statements made by the authors in passages cited above.

—Mark Ames and Yasha Levine
May 6, 2011

This story was first published on Alternet.

Mark Ames is the author of Going Postal: Rage, Murder and Rebellion from Reagan’s Workplaces to Clinton’s Columbine.

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  • 1. darthfader  |  April 28th, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Sorry, libertards, but it’s a really simple error to assume that no one would ever figure out your fucking Astroturf campaigns. Hell, some day people might even get wise to all the PR trolls who are paid by anti-union outfits to swarm articles like this with fake-outraged comments. But that will still take some time. Meantime, I have nothing else to say, because unlike everyone else, I’m not a paid PR troll.

  • 2. darthfader  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    By the way, Mr. Ames, I just thought you should watch out for the type of commenter troll who tries flattering you or coming off as “we agree on most things, but this time…” That’s just an old PR social media trick they teach you to use. You know, for example, if I were a troll I’d write, “Hey Mark, just picked up Going Postal and I absolutely love it. I’m just weirded out by how the above article defends the meaningless, constant degradation and public humiliation of Americans who can’t afford private jets, the exact same bullshit you (rightly) blamed for workplace massacres.” bla bla bla. See how I framed it in fake-class war/anti-rich populism? That’s what a paid flak would do. Keep on the lookout!

  • 3. Paul  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    A lot of trolls in this comment thread will likely mention how this is unionised evil or whatever.

    Well coal contributes heavily to global warming, should coal miners be barred from unionising? Do only employees in sectors you agree with deserve the ability to use collective bargaining to push for decent working condition?

    TSA workers aren’t in charge of legislation or setting DHS policy, get angry at the politicians and senior civil servants pushing this agenda, not the poorly paid grunts on the front lines.

  • 4. darthfader  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    God, you guys are the shit! I keep coming back here to tell you that. And seriously I beg you to edit, please, the dumbfucks who come into the comments section and stink it up. Pleeeeeeaaase.

  • 5. Bork bork bork  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Good stuff! I fell for it hard but now I realize anything that try that hard to appeal to your emotions has to be a trick of some kind.

  • 6. darthfader  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    For what it’s worth, I am a flea suckling at the ankle capillary of Master Koch.

  • 7. WE  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Mark, I’ll just say this, you are doing the best work you’ve ever done, there was a moment when I could palpably feel the despair on this site after you’d returned from Russia; reading The Exile online had become something of an exercise in mental necrophilia. Ironically, you have returned to something that appears to be 90s era Russia in reverse, except instead of living in the chaos of collapse that lead to oligarchical rape on a national level, you are reporting from the last days of American stability while oligarchs are walking behind the remnants of the frightened American working and middle class in the alley, telling ourselves time and time again that those quickening footsteps echoing in the alley are anything other than what they are.

    I once incited your invective for telling you how much I missed reading the Exiled, fuck if I can tell you why it was so special for me, my first year in Russia led me to the Ivan Don’t Do It! issue back in March 2006 when I still had no idea what Russia would do to me (for better and worse.) I would literally drop by that shithole Silvers just to pick it up. 8 million terabytes of internet porn was less addictive. The one thing I can say now, and I welcome all of the abuse that such sentimentality inspires, is that there must be something in knowing that you are fighting to keep a patient alive while in Russia you were more of a mortician swallowing the bitterness in life in the face of all that was dead. We are losing, we will always lose, it takes a century of blood chocking pain to create a new deal and the bastards wait like wolves in the foothills to come in under the cover of night and tear it all apart. They almost have. The good fight is nothing more than Dylan Thomas in Camus’s The Plague. The fuckers will always win. But fuck if there isn’t something life affirming that some of us will fight. Fight and lose, but we fight. Anyways, no more of my bullshit rant. You’re doing something special again. It’s worth it, I can’t even tell you why but it is. Or maybe assholes like me just need to believe it. Whatever the case…

  • 8. proletariat  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Goddamn.

    This is some fucking journalism right here.

  • 9. George Donnelly  |  April 28th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Mark, Yasha: Your logic (again) puzzles me. You claim the media was played and there was a big coordinated Astroturf campaign, and you provide shitloads of evidence documented every step of the way, and here I am, a libertarian marketing guy, and I don’t know what to do except, well…here, watch me and tell me that I’m somehow part of a “conspiracy” or Astroturf campaign, just because I’m connected to the Kochs and all the free-market trolls. I leave it up to others to watch this and come up with their own conclusions. Oh, and just because I keep giving “talking points” for all the fake-anti-TSA activists to stick to, and how to respond to people’s various objections, doesn’t mean I’m just a marketing guy. Even though I am just a marketing guy. Anyway, enough of my yackin’, here’s my video, watch for yourselves:

  • 10. pmx?  |  April 28th, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    @WE
    true, true.

  • 11. WE  |  April 28th, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    If someone grabbed an albino’s penis that had fallen victim to an overzealous Mohel and started to squeeze it with all of their might 2 seconds prior to said albino crop top having a prostate knuckled orgasm, it would it would look just like George Donnelly’s head.

  • 12. bob  |  April 28th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    You renounce the Talmud yet? I thought not. Did you fall for it? The claim that the Protocols are a fraud, that is. How could it be a fraud when its coming true, right?

    Of course you Talmudic Jews view us as animals in human form. So why not treat us like farm animals. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs even want to track us.

    The thing parasites forget is that they run the show only while the bear is asleep. We’re waking up asswipes.

  • 13. Plamen  |  April 28th, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Re: @darthfader
    sorry to burst your bubble but there ain’t no such thing as a “liberal”. I been searching high and low for years and i never been able to find that creature except in Ann Coulter’s articles.

  • 14. FunTimeSteve  |  April 28th, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    How dare you say that every single objection to the TSA is nothing but Astroturf! Herp derpity I have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader.

  • 15. icr  |  April 28th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    No surprise. Of course we already knew that “the American people” are a bunch of passive sheep.

  • 16. Oren  |  April 28th, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    I am somewhat conflicted; no doubt this issue was used by certain groups as you say it was.

    But in the end, people who sign up for jobs protecting the american people whose only wish to safely get from point A to point B, these people deserve to suffer like the horrible people that they are. And yes, being personally protected at an airport is going to make a lot more normal people sympathize with TSA workers, while only rightwing shills will want to whip up fake outrage. No one but dumbshit libertards care so much about totally retared and totally abstract concerns like Hayek Von Mises’ 3rd Theorem of Liberty on Slippery Slope To Islamofascism.

  • 17. max  |  April 28th, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    I don’t know about you, but I feel much safer now that our crack units of crotch-fondlers are unionized and virtually unfireable.

  • 18. the other Jon  |  April 28th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    The thing that really makes my head spin watching “libertarians” like this George Donnelly guy, aside from his pitiable appearance (which WE so acutely described) and autistic demeanor, is that I genuinely can’t tell if he is a real person or merely a satirical embodiment of all the reasons that Americans, generally speaking, are the laughing stock of the civilized world. Just looking at his still image fills me with shame–namely, that I even inhabit the same land mass and salute the same flag as he does. Are there really people this credulous regarding the agendas of billionaires and corporations? Hint: they are not on your side, George Donnelly, any more than they are on ours. So fuck off.

  • 19. Michal  |  April 28th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    That’s an interesting new take on the issue. I enjoyed this article, especially how well researched it was. Some quality journalism right there.

  • 20. Justin  |  April 28th, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Well I read up to the part where you basically said John Tyner was an admitted liar. Then I followed the provided link to his website and read what was there… And what Tyner admitted is that he’d deleted blog entries from his site so that no one would know that he planned his TSA scandal in-advance. But he lied to the public and reporters by telling them that he hadn’t planned it.

    John Tyner should apologize to you and to America.

    Thanks,
    Justin

  • 21. helplesscase  |  April 28th, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Man, articles like this + the WN Nerd Daily Blog is almost too much to handle.

  • 22. vortexgods  |  April 28th, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Hmm, for some strange reason, this article made me think of this quote from another recent article I read:

    “We had our chance. Though a generally peaceful sort, I hold to the view that, having pursued the war to military success, federal officials should have lined up about 1,000 of the ‘leading men’ of Southern secession against a wall and shot them, then locked up about 2,000 of the second rank of secessionists at some American version of Devil’s Island and thrown away the key. If that had happened the whole post-war history of racial violence and oppression could have been prevented along with the legacy of social and political pathology we still suffer from today.”

    “Hell, if the Union forces had simply executed Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest for perpetrating the greatest atrocity ever committed against U.S. troops (the Fort Pillow Massacre) we might have been spared the rise of the KKK, which the gallant Forrest went on to help organize.”

    http://www.counterpunch.org/broderick04282011.html

    But how are they related, I wonder?

  • 23. Evilcor  |  April 28th, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Holy shit. . . was that journalism? I wouldn’t know, since I live in America and this article wasn’t about celebrity diets or kids who organize canned food drives. It sure looked like journalism. You know – facts, connected dots, a reasonable analysis.

    From now on can we just assume that every venomous drop of shit that Krauthammer vomits is nothing but the tip of a very dishonest iceberg? Seriously, if that crippled old demon-fucker endorsed safe sex, I’d have to assume he was on the payroll of Big Condom. Fuck him and fuck the NYT for giving him just the toilet for his diseased political diarreah.

    Fuck DeMint too, partly for the union thing, but mostly because I hear he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. You would think he’d try to set a better example.

  • 24. RanDomino  |  April 28th, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    That’s a good chain of logic, but I was really hoping for a smoking gun, like a leaked memo from FreedomWorks or something like that. Why? Well, even though it’s true that circumstantial evidence is the basis for most prosecutable crimes in US courts, I’m the type who actually needs to see, say, an actual smoking gun, still smoking, during a trial, in order to convict. Unless there is an actual smoking gun–as far as I’m concerned, I don’t believe Manson was guilty, OJ was guilty, or anyone was guilty. Unless that gun has smoke coming out of it.
    Libertardedly yours,
    Butler to the Koch Family

  • 25. Matt  |  April 29th, 2011 at 2:37 am

    Wow. As much as these right wing homophobes love guns you’d think they know TSA agents carry Sigs, not Glocks.

  • 26. Aaron  |  April 29th, 2011 at 5:38 am

    Sorry, George, but I gave up on your video about twenty seconds in, when you started talking about “the intensive evolution of your message”; between the thought of a quarter-hour of pure marketing bullshit and the straight-up-the-nostrils camera angle, I just couldn’t stand to watch any more.

    Also, thank God the Irish in my ancestry is leavened with enough Italian that I didn’t end up with an awful potato head like yours. Seriously, man, grow some hair, or some day someone’s going to come up and try to stick a pair of big black plastic round-framed glasses on you.

    Plamen: There are such creatures as ‘liberals’, but they are both harmless and deeply deluded, and it’s kindest to leave them be and hope some day they’ll grow out of it.

  • 27. Barry Kelly  |  April 29th, 2011 at 8:35 am

    Okay, since my boss here at my PR agency for sockpuppets told me that I have to come up with a new angle to make it seem like my comment on this article is totally unbiased, I decided to try presenting myself as someone not even from the USA or living in the USA. This is just a test, hopefully my boss will like it. This sockpuppet job is all that’s left in America. Ready? Here goes, hope you guys believe me!

    I’m not an American, I do not live in the USA, and I have no dog in their ideological hunts for and against unions.

    What I do object to is the porn scanners irradiating me every time I go to the US. Has nothing to do with the conspiracy you’re trying to cook up here; any such PR can’t get aflame if it’s not burning something real anyhow. No smoke without a fire, and all that…

  • 28. Barry Kelly  |  April 29th, 2011 at 8:43 am

    I have another comment I’m supposed to make for my boss. Yeah, I’m supposed to pretend that I’m a libertarian from Ireland. Tons of us here. Libertarianism is what got us through The Famine, after all!

  • 29. steve Cearfoss  |  April 29th, 2011 at 9:03 am

    “The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.” G. Orwell
    Dear Darthfader: A true sign of intelligence is a ability to writing the clear and concise sentences, and you have these. May I suggest a book it is calling itself “Road To a Serfdom” by mein favorite Friedrich von Hayek.

    I wished to write a sentences like this it speaks to my own life: “For what it’s worth, I am a flea suckling at the ankle capillary of Master Koch.”

    Get me back to my mom’s basement.

  • 30. CensusLouie  |  April 29th, 2011 at 9:06 am

    Regarding the first picture, what is it with fat chicks and rape obsession? Did you ever notice in college how the most militant anti-rape (is anyone PRO rape?) crusaders were jabba the hutt fuglies? How everyone who demanded a rape whistle was a hambeast not under 200 pounds?

    I find this phenomenon fascinating. My personal theory is it’s butch lesbians hoping to hone in on the lipstick lesbian feminist market: the lesbian equivalent of a frat boy taking a women’s study class.

  • 31. maus  |  April 29th, 2011 at 9:53 am

    “By the way, Mr. Ames, I just thought you should watch out for the type of commenter troll who tries flattering you or coming off as “we agree on most things, but this time…” That’s just an old PR social media trick they teach you to use.”

    Er, I think this astroturf effort is sleazy, BUT the TSA’s security theater *is* overreaching.

    Hiring dogs and using metal detectors would remain so much cheaper, and much more effective. You know, like in Abu Ghraib. Oh, and the fact that I call it “security theater” is, I agree, kind of a giveaway that I’m using Sockpuppet 2.1 software. Sorry.

  • 32. Rockstar  |  April 29th, 2011 at 11:03 am

    TSA sucks. I feel even less sorry about how shitty a TSA employees’s job is than I do about how shitty a telemarketer’s job is. Libertards vs. TSA goons? Knock yourselves out guys. The enemy of my enemy…

    Besides, the reason we even have the “porn scanners” in the first place is just a bit of gov cronyism to enrich Mike Chertoff

    –This message is brought to you buy SockPuppet 2.0 software–

  • 33. Mr. Bad  |  April 29th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    The very funniest thing about reading these comments is that at the very bottom of the page is a little ad banner for a diploma mill called ITT, it’s just a favor to Ames Alma Mater, isn’t it? I mean it couldn’t be the profit motive could it ? What sort of capitalist pig would take money from needy liberals, put them in debt and serve up a pile of hot ash and greasy turds as if it’s the key to understanding the world around you and a future in high finance.

    - Sock Puppet version #334.5 rev6-

  • 34. John Drinkwater  |  April 29th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    I don’t think most people care where the bullshit is coming from exactly. I don’t care where it comes from myself–I don’t even want to know. What good would knowing who is behind the story? That would make it harder to troll. What matters to guys like me is to be able to say “it’s all bullshit” because that way, I sound like I’m really independent and know what’s going on, without having to actually try. Pretty clever, ain’t I? In an “i’m not left or right” libertarian sort of way.

    We recognize that there’s some bullshit going on at airports, and we call it out. TSA may be the unfortunate target of this rage, but they are of course the most visible choice for criticism. Yes, it’d be great if airport workers were unionized and not slaves. But isn’t that the problem everywhere?

    Anyway, this is solid journalism.

  • 35. mort aux vaches  |  April 29th, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    “most importantly, funnel money to pro-labor and predominately Democratic candidates”

    actually least importantly. Why is the exile focusing on the damage to the Democratic party rather than, I don’t know, the workers involved?

    Oh shit, I’m sorry–the eXiled is not focusing on the damage to the Democratic Party in this piece, I merely misread it intentionally thanks to SockPuppet2.0. What the eXile really did is explain why the rightwing wanted to prevent the union–because the money would go to the Democratic Party. Moreover, in this comment, I fail to mention that almost the entire article details the brutal treatment of TSA employees. So just ignore me, and shave my head (and my back) if you ever see me.

  • 36. I1  |  April 29th, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    A lot of us are suffering from cognitive deflection here.

  • 37. Nazidethpig  |  April 29th, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Wow. WOW!

    WTF? Who thinks this shit up?! My security is less important than Airport Security Screeners unionizing?

    I’m a frequent flier and my entire family flies at times. WTF? They are less important than the impact a union will have on Democratic campaign coffers? It is becoming less and less difficult for me to restrain the urge rip the skull off a random teabagger and piss on their brain. Is there some sort of PTSD treatment for me?

    I serve in US Army and I am trained to search people. What the TSA does is de rigeour. And I have also noticed that they employ search tactics that are for show too. Like searching small children. But there is a reason for that show. It intimidates any potential terrorist to not try it as an adult (It just popped into my mind that they could have a kid smuggle explosives/weapons in for them and hand them off.) Because they will search you and your stuff. And they don’t care who you are. They are not scared. Not because they have an intent to touch your junk. But because that’s their job.

    So bravo to the employees that hang in there and do the job they were hired for. One day you will get the pay, work rules, and benefits you deserve.

    Damn fine article too. I love a good story. Almost done with Going Postal.

  • 38. PunchoVilla  |  April 29th, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    One aspect of airport security that goes well with the overall theme of this article and is not getting enough attention: privatization of airport security. More and more airports are opting for private contracts, which by default will mean no union of any kind. It’s been supported by a lot of politicians on the right and is an effective way to get rid of the potential for unionizing.

  • 39. CensusLouie  |  April 29th, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    Does SockPuppet 2.0 software work on dating sites? Like leave testimonials by “women” on how great I am in the sack?

    Because I could really use that.

  • 40. Jim Buck  |  April 29th, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    Oh the humanity!:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmADZpqhKhQ&feature=player_embedded

  • 41. The Dude  |  April 30th, 2011 at 2:21 am

    @40

    That ugly bitch probably wished she was “her-assed” by any man, woman, or child willing to go near her petuli smelling pussy and her dumb ass white people dredlocks.

  • 42. The Dude  |  April 30th, 2011 at 2:23 am

    Also, her stupid bandana.

  • 43. spark  |  April 30th, 2011 at 4:18 am

    Outstanding piece. I’ve been sending it to everyone.

  • 44. Tyler  |  May 2nd, 2011 at 1:15 am

    So I believe the motivations of the republicans, just as I believe deems motivations to get unions.

    But politics aside, do we really need a TSA? Now that Bin Laden is dead I think it’s high time we get over our irrational fear of terrorism in America.

    There are lots of ways we can do this, and getting rid of rediculous security checks at the airport is one of them. Thrse things haven’t kade us any safer. They are a massively expensive deterrent that is unnecessary. A simple cost benefit analysis can prove this.

    P.S. When the next attack happens, let’s just ignore it and get on with our lives. Let the intel go and surgically dismantle the perps quietly. I don’t think we should change our lifestyles because of the terrorists.

  • 45. Justin  |  May 3rd, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    A handful of days ago I wrote a comment that nobody cared about. Thankfully, someone came in and improved my comment. Jon Tyner deserved the exact opposite of what I had written.

    I just want everyone to know that somebody in charge of moderating this board changed my comment, and I ams sad to admit that it is far, far more intelligent, interesting, and candiru-fishlet-in-the-urethra funny than the dull, trying-to-be-sensible comment I left. Hurrumph! Hurrumph-hurrumph-y-rumph! I was and now to be critical of Jon Tyner.

    Unbelievable. Like that song: “You’re un-believable!” Yeah, baby!

  • 46. Justin  |  May 3rd, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    I just posted this on Tyners blog…

    I started reading the other day. I emailed alternet my concerns. No response. I tweeted an editor. No response. I tweeted exiledonline. No response. Jon Tyner was lying and should apologize to America. It does actually say that “Comments can and will be censored at whim and without warning” but I didn’t think that anybody would actually edit comments because I am a complete fucking retard who writes like a home-schooled banjo-picking inbred mongoloid.

  • 47. terje  |  May 4th, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Exiled, shit comments of people posting here? Seriously?

    OH BUT IM AN ASTROTURFER NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY DISAGREE WITH MARK THE KING AMES WITHOUT BEING PAID BY SOMEONE AFTER ALL THERES ONLY SOMETHING LIKE 95% OF THE POPULATION THAT DISAGREES WITH HIM

    OH, AND WHEN I USE CAPS TO EXPRESS MY BRILLIANT BITING SATIRICAL WIT, WHAT I AM REVEALING IS MY OWN HILLBILLY MONGOLOID BRAIN AT WORK. GEE I WISH PA DIDN’T MAKE SIS SQUEAL AND MAKE ME THEIR CHILD

  • 48. Steve  |  May 13th, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Just a heads up, Firefox is flagging the link to this story as a ‘security risk’. lol, I wonder why that is? They almost never flag any site.

  • 49. Matt  |  June 9th, 2011 at 8:16 am

    None of it seems real til a 300 lb high school drop out has your testicles in his hand.

    I filed a complaint with the TSA…NOTHING!

    This is a question of civil liberties. I have a 2 year old.

    Anyone who’s willing to let their child be fondled by a complete stranger…doesn’t deserve to be a parent….unless that stranger is a privatized security monkey, then please, by all means, go ahead fondle my beautiful child! Who am I to regulate the freemarket?

  • 50. Gamewarden Gator  |  December 7th, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    Greetings commentlings! You may recognize me from my tin foil hat–yes, I am from the planet Trollanus. You know what the giveaway is that I am trolling as part of a PR network of libertarian and privatization clients? Because every single dumbshit one of us calls the TSA screening “kabuki theater” even though no one ever uses that expression in conversation. Weird, how we all have the same talking points, you know? Well, not weird. We’re just paid trolls who sniff the Koch brothers’ toes and do what we’re told.

  • 51. Gamewarden Gator  |  December 7th, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    PS–On Trollanus, we don’t have TSA scanners, they’re all private screeners and so it’s not a violation of the Fourth Amendment when on Trollanus our private free-market pat-downs include spiked throat-probes that come out of your anus. Hence, Trollanus.

    God it’s fun being a Libertarian fool!

  • 52. Gamewarden Gator  |  December 7th, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    The NUMEROUS examples of terrorists boarding planes in the US ever since airport screening duties were taken away from the failed private sector screeners and handed to government screeners is…oh wait a minute, I’m having a kabuki theater cognitive dissonance meltdown that I will acknowledge in in…..10,9,8,7,6…..oh wait…..never…Libertarians are a cult, after all–to say that we fucked up is as crazy as saying that Master Charles Koch’s anus doesn’t taste delicious

  • 53. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Yeah man. Word up!

    we should all be suckers to PR campaigns that we think are all about our constitutional liberties

  • 54. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Also, I’m not a weirdo, I swear

  • 55. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Troul Brothuh

  • 56. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Someone forgot to feed me my meds, sorry everyone

  • 57. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Still no meds, as you can see

  • 58. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Thought my meds came in. False alarm. Keep ignoring me please.

  • 59. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Still fighting for freedom and liberty on behalf of the Koch brothers, woo=hoo!

  • 60. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • 61. Janet N Softball Insertion  |  March 19th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I’m boring I’m sorry

  • 62. hellomarkandyasha  |  April 11th, 2012 at 1:32 am

    The exiled response to this issue is telling of a major flaw in the left. You are reacting to the stupid “libertarian” dupes cannibalizing their own failed agency by defending the workers and saying they need a union! The TSA is essentially the detritus of the Bush administration’s raging fascist boner. Its a bunch of Republican fascist nonsense they ushered in in the aftermath of 9/11 on the pretext of ‘security’, its a division of US HOMELAND SECURITY! It was created in November 2001, remember how all that shit happened? When those fucking fascist idiots ushered in all that authoritarian BS in the moment of collective vulnerability? Those fuckers sure knew how to strike when the iron was hot, didn’t they? The TSA is the legacy of THAT, guys! 95% of the time I’m right on page with you and you’re among the few progressives that are really on-the-ball (so many shills out there…) but you lost the plot on this one. Somehow you’ve confused yourselves into defending a bunch of George W Bush horseshit. The issue is not whether the TSA should be privatized or unionized, the TSA SHOULD NOT EXIST AT ALL. its not about how we should manage their culture and cirumstances of employment, NOBODY should be able to make a decent living carrying out the Bush company’s bullshit legacy! fuck this shit guys!

    And honestly, commenters, I’m surprised and disappointed that nobody has even mentioned anything about what I’m talking about for 61 comments.

    Of course, the truth is that the Bush Administration and Republicans all across the board tried everything in their power to prevent the TSA from being formed because as they said openly and repeatedly, they feared that the TSA would become unionized and that those union dues would work against the Republicans and corporate power, as this article proves (follow the links). So that pretty much completely undermines my whole bullshit theory that the TSA is an agent of oppression. Like, yeah man, it’s just like what happened in Auschwitz you know? It started with pat-downs and x-rays of people rich enough to fly, and the next thing you know, there’s a Holocaust.

    Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that despite the fact that 71% of Americans demanded that airports switch from crap private security to a government agency which would work better and not be all about profits, despite that, I think that that my own view that there should be NO airport security AT ALL because any airport gate security–just one person patting down an air traveler, or one x-ray machine–represents a Nazi fascist Holocaust and gas chambers–because of that belief of mine, I think that democracy or public opinion should have have played a role in this decision, and that there should be no government or private airport security, and that way we would all be free. Free, man! Free!

    Oh, and in case you think what I’m doing is not addressing this article’s point by lamely shifting the debate to a non-issue pseudo-moralizing about getting rid of all security, which everyone knows will never happen–in case that’s what you think, well, that only proves you’re a Gestapo fascist who would gas 6 million Jews if you had the chance. Myah!


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