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Russia Babylon / December 2, 2008

This is part two of our ongoing Russian Calendar Girl series, in which we showcase hot Russian office workers featured in their companies’ souvenir calendars.

Let us introduce it with an explanation from our previous post:

Russian companies know that sex sells. They also have a ridiculous amount of hot chicks working in them. Putting tyolka and tyolka together, they had a light bulb marketing moment: “Let us not imprison our talent in offices and simply waste it on paper pushing (and the occasional extra-marital blow job). Let us be proud and show them off to the world.” The girls couldn’t be more pleased. In fact, everyone was pleased. And that’s the story of how every Russian company got to have their own “Girls of [Insert Company Name Here]” calendar series.

Last week we showed you the beautiful tyolkas who work in a Russian car dealership. This week we have the distinct honor of introducing you to the working women, sales girls mostly, of Zeldis, a pharmaceutical company specializing in female hygiene products. As you scroll down, you may catch yourself thinking: “Whoa! With all these hot chicks around, working in a Russian office may not so bad.” Indeed, you are right. Eking out an office existence in Russia is not only bearable, but highly pleasurable.

Natalia, Manager of Bulk Sales

Yulia, Sales Manager

Sonya, Sales Manager

Dude: Company Director; Chick: Sales Manager (trying to get a promotion)

Elena, Sales Manager

Yulia, Manager of Bulk Sales

Elena, Sales Manager

Yulia, Vice Director of Sales

Natalia, Communications Manager

Yulia, Vice Director of Sales

Sonya, Sales Manager

Tyol • ka n [Russ, a chick; a young woman, especially one who is sexually desirable and in heat]

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  • 1. Shchelkhnushchik  |  December 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Why all the Yulia’s? Didn’t Stalin mandate every female be named Ol’ga after the birth of his own four-bagger daughter, Svetlana Aliluyeva?

  • 2. shemale  |  December 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    The photographer is good.

    Given the chance, I could make similarly enticing pictures of my non-Russian fellow workers – male or female.

  • 3. burbl  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am

    “The photographer is good.”

    Yeah! the photographer, but the photographed…

  • 4. Fariz  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 am

    You didn’t see herds of man from west in our airports those coming everyhour in Russia to meet beautyful russian girls, it’s really funny picture

  • 5. Juliano  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Natalia must be CEO!

  • 6. Katinka  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am

    More pictures of the “Company Director”, please.

    What’s the russian slang for “hot dude”?

  • 7. Britisher  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Damn I wish I was Russian…most of the women in my country would be too fat to fit within the confines of the lens…

  • 8. Erik B.  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    What’s the joke. They are all transvestites or something?

    Hell, I’m glad I live in Copenhagen.

  • 9. Seryoga  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Elena the sales the manager has a zhopa I can retire in!!! Pizdataya telochka blya!

  • 10. Chris C  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Nice, but when is the exiled putting out a calendar? I’d pay for that!

  • 11. oleg  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    I’m with Copenhagen guy. No tits, no asses – this is pathetic. Being Russian, I’m ashamed. Russian chicks should chill out and admit that they are not as pretty as they think. I prefer American girls.

  • 12. Niall O'Doherty  |  December 4th, 2008 at 3:31 am

    Oleg,

    I presume the last sentence in your comment was sarcastic. I go on holidays each year to continental Europe and the amount of hideous, fat ugly American women on display is shocking.

  • 13. James  |  December 4th, 2008 at 6:21 am

    Oleg, I’ve traveled all over the world. American women, Russian women, Chinese women, African women, Vietnamese women … 25% of all of them are beautiful and another 50% are damned attractive. And naked they’re almost all beautiful. Well, maybe not all British women.

  • 14. L.V  |  December 5th, 2008 at 2:39 am

    The interesting thing is, they are most just middle level..Girls-next-door.There are so many real cuties fitting for calendar

  • 15. mark  |  February 25th, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    this is great ames. they look like dead fish. for sale. oh wait..

    anyhow, copenhagen is my new home. quality. in more than one sense.


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