We’ve been getting a lot of complaints lately. It seems many of our readers have been jonesing for their daily dyev fix ever since The eXile was taken offline by the Kremlin. Well, our policy at EXILED ONLINE is that the desperate customer is always right. While EXILED ONLINE does not have the resources to provide our deprived readers with 24/7 coverage, we can give you a weekly dyev fix. We can, and we will. And we’re calling it “Tyolka Tuesdays.”

• Tyol • ka n [Russ, a chick; a young woman, especially one who is sexually desirable and in heat]

This week, we’re running a random collection of Russia’s harem-inspired oriental carpet portraits pulled off of various Russian social networking sites. Some say that the dyev’s love of the wall-carpet is a residual effect of hidden longing for the days when Slavic women were regularly dragged onto the Ottoman slave market auction blocks. As the Russians say, “Ranshe, vse bilo lusche” ["in the old days, everything was better"]. (See eXile Classic story on the subject here and last week’s post on Russia’s social networking babes here.)

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