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The eXile is proud to present a new feature that we hope will entertain and educate you, the knowledge-hungry eXhole. In each issue we’ll introduce you to a new species we’ve nominated for the Schopenhauer Award. We’re going to focus on the less-glamorous critters, the ones you won’t see in a Disney film: the parasites, the venom-dispensers, the eyeless, brainless lumps of flesh which populate the Schopenhauerian nightmare we call Life. (more…)

Posted on: October 17th, 2009 | Comments (5)

Parasites: We Have Bankers, Crabs Have Translucent Sea Lice

Today we are going to study a little sea feller known as the Sacculina carcini, a flea-like shapeshifter that enslaves crabs.

The Sacculina really is a perfect example of Intelligent Design. If man was made in the Lord’s image, then the …

Posted on: August 25th, 2009 | Comments (4)

Our friend,the Roundworm

Today we’ll introduce you to the Intestinal Roundworm, a hideous parasite which infects one out of every four people in the world. That’s not a misprint: one out of four. More than one and a half BILLION people. …

Posted on: May 20th, 2003 | Leave Comment

Cyst (left) in child’s brain.

Everybody knows a few of the more overhyped parasites who infest this great rotting corpse we call Earth, but most people don’t realize how many of them there are, and how resourceful they are in finding ways to …

Posted on: May 3rd, 2003 | Leave Comment

“Aging is a process which we know will go from bad to worse, until it comes to the worst of all.”
– Arthur Schopenhauer

In Schopenhauer’s world, you’re not allowed to die quickly, the way people die in movies. You’re …

Posted on: April 17th, 2003 | Leave Comment