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WN Blog Day 16: One Homme, One Panga

Strange doings in Ivory Coast. Well, no, actually; what’s going on in Ivory Coast is perfectly standard West African procedure. The strange goings-on are in the way the UN has been handling things and the press has been reporting them.

Posted on: April 5th, 2011 | Comments (48)

WN Blog Day 15: Libya on $1000 A Day

One of the more interesting questions out of Libya is the tangled problem of who’s who, and who’s on who’s side. I’m starting to get some idea of who’s against Qaddafi—basically the young men, the East, and the tribes loyal to the king he booted out to take power.

Posted on: April 4th, 2011 | Comments (43)

War Nerd Blog Day 14: Four Blessed Years without Dixie

Thaddeus Stevens: Weird-looking, huh? That’s because he was a real American. Extinct now. Looks like they’re starting to find the mass graves in Ivory Coast right on schedule, but I’m going to leave the hard war news for the five…

Posted on: April 3rd, 2011 | Comments (106)

War Nerd Blog Day 13: Civil War Caturday

Grant: Never Got Over Junior High   Friday nights I read Civil War books. I noticed a European said in the comments last week how sick he is of the US Civil War. Well, my hemispherically-challenged bud, you’re not going…

Posted on: April 2nd, 2011 | Comments (40)

War Nerd Blog Day 12: Ivory Coast: Mr. Unpronounceable, c’est Outta There!

Today the action moves south, off the Libyan beaches and into the rain forest of the Ivory Coast, where rebel forces have just taken the big city, Abidjan.

Posted on: April 1st, 2011 | Comments (42)

War Nerd Blog Day 11: Rebels Fail Screen Test

Libya is such a pitiful mess that it should keep the scriptwriters going for years. For the dummies, you’ve got a good and evil story, with Qaddafi as the bad guy.

Posted on: March 31st, 2011 | Comments (62)

War Nerd Blog Day 10: Merit-Based!

The funniest story to come out of the Libya video game yet is the news that Qaddafi’s son, Khamis has outraged the LA engineering firm called AECOM that hired him by going home and shooting down heroic rebels.

Posted on: March 30th, 2011 | Comments (40)

War Nerd Blog Day 9: Worth More Dead Than Alive

How much would you pay for this dead reb?

Posted on: March 29th, 2011 | Comments (55)

War Nerd Blog Day 8: Flock of Harriers

It’s a rinkydink little toy plane with no ordnance capacity or range, so it can’t do much to kill the enemy. But it sure has killed a lot of pilots.

Posted on: March 28th, 2011 | Comments (45)

War Nerd Blog Day 7: Who Are These Luzers?

Sunday, the day the Lord appointed for revenge. And who better to practice on than the Luzer who reviewed my book back in 2008?

Posted on: March 27th, 2011 | Comments (62)

War Nerd Blog Day 6: When Fashion Meets Kaboom

My first Saturday blog. I promised seven days a week and I’ll deliver. To be honest “giving up my weekend” is not as much of a sacrifice as people seem to think.

Posted on: March 26th, 2011 | Comments (53)

War Nerd Day 5: Waiting for the Money Shot

This is what it must be like to go to a stage play and wait around between scenes while they wheel the props off and drag in the new ones. The next act is coming up, and it’s pretty clear what it’s going to be: PR war, tribal deal-making war.

Posted on: March 25th, 2011 | Comments (35)

WN Day 4: Turret Skillets and Gremlin Holes

Whoa, things are heating up in a good way around here. First I want to thank everybody who helped with my puzzlement over that shot of an MBT with its turret popped off, lying in the sand 30 yards away…

Posted on: March 24th, 2011 | Comments (63)

WN Blog Day 3: Blown Turrets, Human Shields…Thank You, Libya!

Who ever imagined Libya…I mean Libya, with a record of O-and-Forever, with a knockout from Chad on its record…would put on a show like this? Some of the pictures I’ve seen are so amazing I’ve been trying to figure them…

Posted on: March 23rd, 2011 | Comments (52)

WN Day Two: F-15-1

Libya’s newest fun park: Find the scorpion in the F-15 wreckage A US F15E Strike Eagle went down over Libya today. Supposedly “equipment malfunction” brought it down. Also supposedly, both pilots are back in US hands. One was picked up…

Posted on: March 22nd, 2011 | Comments (54)

War Nerd Blog: Day One, Year Zero

“I intend to fight it out on this line, if it takes all summer.” U. S. Grant at Spotsylvania Court House *** I’m switching tactics today. No more of those cumbersome massed offensives, meaning columns four or five thousand words…

Posted on: March 21st, 2011 | Comments (39)

THE WAR NERD: Assassinations: Where Accounting Meets Human Resources

There’ve been a few interesting assassinations recently. Not around here, unfortunately. Definitely not the one in Tucson. The dork empties a huge magazine into a crowd, kills nine people including a little girl, and doesn’t even kill the congresswoman he…

Posted on: February 17th, 2011 | Comments (92)

The War Nerd On Af-Pak: Losing the Long War, One Man at A Time

Want to see how we lose men in Afghanistan? Are you sure? Well, if you really want to, you can, thanks to this clip from French TV (scroll down to view it ). I warn you though, it’s pretty nasty stuff.

Posted on: February 10th, 2011 | Comments (91)

War Nerd: Spartacus Live on Al Jazeera!

While we wait for Egypt to finish cooking, there’s some great footage to watch. It may not be warfare as practiced by Lee and Grant, but it’s weirdly close to what urban combat must have been like before firearms. If…

Posted on: February 2nd, 2011 | Comments (75)

The War Nerd: Market Lessons from the Pashtun

“You know, win or lose, I gotta say I love my day job”: The Pashtun positive work ethic I’ve been watching the news out of Afg—I like it spelled that way, “Afg”; kinda gets the spirit of the thing. The…

Posted on: December 30th, 2010 | Comments (89)

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