This will necessarily be a short article.
The Academy Awards are so great because they keep us in touch with the ratty old values of our forefathers and foremothers. We no longer know how to churn butter, or why it’s improper to wear white after Labor Day, but we can still bond with our grandparents over our terrible taste in Cinematic Art.
February 8th, 2009 | Comments (9)
Here’s a friendly warning for you: don’t count on the movies to get you through the holidays, any more than they got you through the Wall Street seizures or this gut-wrencher of an election. As bad as the …
November 3rd, 2008 | Comments (1)
No way.
Actually, I refuse to review High School Musical 3. We all know it’s rotten.
Which brings me to my point: where the hell are the movies? I mean the ones for mass audiences, designed to make sentient beings …
October 27th, 2008 | Leave Comment
