August 2nd, 2010 | Leave Comment
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![Zombies Under Attack](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bigbreathers-200x200.jpg)
A short while back I wrote a review for the appalling hit movie Twilight, mourning the fact that vampires and werewolves were being ruined by soft-serve sex fantasy addicts, but rejoicing that at least zombies were safe. No way to…
April 20th, 2009 | Comments (31)
![Film Review: Twilight and the Attack of the Vegetarian Vampires](http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight1.jpg)
The problem with Twilight isn’t that it’s an embarrassing fantasy for teenage girls—hell, I was a teenage girl myself once, so whatever celluloid dreams get the poor addled kids through seventh grade are okay by me. No, the problem is…
November 25th, 2008 | Comments (23)