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December 2008

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Tag Team Prophet Predictions: Parowan Prophet and Blind Baba Vanga

Last Sunday, an LA Times correspondent sat down with a modern-day prophet hailing from Utah. His name was Leeland Freeborn, but he’s popularly known as the “Parowan Prophet.” He went through to the other side and saw God’s plan when…

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America Needs a New Religion: Let’s Pick a Pantheon!

Now that services have ended at the First National Church of Crawford, Texas, it’s clear America needs a new religion. Not to nitpick, but it could be argued that rule by the most loudly born-again or, as scholars call it,…

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Nicht Torte Für Führer

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Drugs: Helping our Readers Come Out of the Closet

It seems that after eXile’s 11 long years of celebrating drug use, some of our more skeptical readers still don’t think we’ve been candid enough about our drugs use. Well, it just goes to show that you people aren’t just…

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Jihad Fund in Peril: Osama’s Mama Loses $1.3 Bil

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FILM REVIEW: The Day the Earth Stood Still Makes a Few Bucks

Klaatu has a bad day. Number One at the box-office over the weekend, The Day the Earth Stood Still is a great study in all the things that can go wrong with a movie. The plot’s all haywire and the…

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Russians Decorate Their Aquariums With Sunken Kursk Replicas

For just 300 rubles or about 10 bucks, Russians now can decorate their aquariums with replicas of the sunken Kursk submarine, in which 118 Russian sailors suffocated to death eight years ago. Note the certificate authenticating the important fact that…

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How Do I Get Outta Russia Alive?

Today’s question comes from a reader named Artiom. Send in your own questions, concerns and worries to ask@exiledonline.com. Team eXiled is here to help. ****** Dear eXiled, I need to sneak out of Russia and travel to Belgium without getting…

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Minnesota to Somalia: The Kinko’s Crusade

We’re in trouble now, people. The Somalis of Minneapolis are joining the jihad. That’s according to a story that came out this weekend claiming that young Somali-Americans are flocking to dear old Somalia to join the jihad.

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