(Articles sorted by the date they were added to The eXiled archives, not their original publish dates.)
That was how he died, Professor Robert Beloof, my first mentor: crushed by a hippie van.
In Portland, yet. It was a ridiculous way to die, and Beloof was, let’s face it, a ridiculous man. But it was also a very …
Posted on: March 4th, 2009 | Comments (27)
It was a week for do-it-yourselfers in the war world. A little lesson for us all, that you don’t need a lot of hardware to make war. All you need is the old standbys: hunting rifles, blasting caps, …
Posted on: October 17th, 2002 | Comments (2)
Let’s see how well you know your military history. Give the date and place of this comminique:
“Our Victorious Forces Liberate Zalambessa!!
Our victorious and heroic air and ground forces have liberated the town of Zalambessa after completely annihilating the enemy army …
Posted on: October 2nd, 2002 | Comments (1)
Which chick scares you more from a public health perspective?
Spring is here and so are migrant birds. That means another bout of bird-flu media-frenzy. H5N1 was supposed to be a pandemic, remember? The Bubonic Plague without borders. Millions would die, cooked alive …
Posted on: April 20th, 2007 | Comments (2)
In much the same way as the War Nerd gets a boner from cataloging exotic and bloody conflicts, I get my stiffies from closely following the progress of the world’s most cunning and devious infectious diseases.
I dunno …
Posted on: March 24th, 2006 | Leave Comment
This is the cover of issue #9 of The eXile, published June 1997.
Posted on: June 5th, 1997 | Leave Comment
This is the cover of issue #10 of The eXile, published June 1997.
Posted on: June 19th, 1997 | Leave Comment
The world has two extremely opposite opinions about them: 1. The destiny of Jewish tribe is terrible tragedy. It is exceptionally tragical. The Jews are martyrs of History. They are persecuted by non-Jews.
2. The Jews are ruling the world with their enormous …
Posted on: June 19th, 1997 | Comments (2)
(This article was originally published April 1, 1997)
On March 26th, communist leaders Gennady Zyuganov and Anatoly Lukyanov been seen entering dacha of famous writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn at Serebryany Bor. What for? We now know what for.
Posted on: August 4th, 2008 | Leave Comment
A year ago I wrote a poem, concerning nineties. I will translate it from my excellent Russian to my broken English as best, as I can.
The Nineties
I drunked “Rakia”
I have fucked Maria
I had my happiness accented
And commandant me “browning”
presented
Such were years nineties
Were …
Posted on: December 2nd, 2005 | Leave Comment
Courtney Love: another gloating vampire.
(Lately we’ve been hearing a lot of crazy talk about a “nuclear-free world.” So what better time than now to rerun an eXile classic by Dr. Dolan–an elegy penned before its time, to the …
Posted on: April 13th, 2009 | Comments (71)
Lost amid the furor over the takeover of the Media Most empire is the following crucial truth: that of the key figures on either side of the controversy, none of them would be genuinely sexually appealing to any comely 16-year-old virgin girl.
The …
Posted on: March 7th, 2001 | Comments (4)
Three men convicted of producing the class B controlled drug opium were each jailed… In each man’s case Judge McDonald took two years’ jail as the starting point for sentence.
Otago Daily Times
(April 17, 2001)
It takes radio signals more …
Posted on: March 7th, 2001 | Leave Comment
“Mao: the Unknown Story” by Jung Chang and Jon Halliday
Random House 2005
See it on Amazon.com…
When I watched the second Addams Family movie, I knew there’d …
Posted on: July 1st, 2005 | Comments (1)
The guy on the left in the Santa suit is responsible for up to fifty murdered sex slaves, including his own daughter.
A version of this article first appeared in the February 2008 issue of Penthouse magazine.
NIZHNY TAGIL — Last …
Posted on: February 6th, 2008 | Comments (1)
