There’s a British movie directed by John Landis called Burke and Hare coming out soon in America that’s pretty terrible. September 9th it comes out, and it’ll sink without a ripple. Even the publicity images are so lame, they seem…
Well, that was a quick takedown. One of the strange things about Libya was the pacing. It needed a good editor, because it started fast, then bogged down, and then just when everybody’d given up and gone to get some caramel corn, the credits started rolling.
Fright Night is a nice little genre film. I was pleasantly surprised. It’s getting pretty good reviews, but you know how you can’t believe those people. You have to go see for yourself. So I did, and sure enough,…
Rep. Darrell Issa got busted hiring a Goldman Sachs VP, Peter Simonyi/Heller, who changed his last name to hide his Goldman Sachs past in favor of his fascist Hungarian grandfather’s past…The War Nerd explains why Simonyi should be much more embarrassed about Grandpa Heller…
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Mark Ames Interviews Mark E. Smith
Mark Ames, May 4th, 2013
Burn, Malibu, Burn! — Fire: The Most Effective, Underused Weapon in the World
Gary Brecher, May 3rd, 2013
How To Spot A Chechen
Aslanbek Dadaev, April 19th, 2013
The Bleak House: Meet The Children Of The Solnyshko Orphanage
Jake Rudnitsky, April 16th, 2013
Georgia In The Crunch
Mark Ames, April 16th, 2013
Edward Limonov: “Boris Berezovsky In All His Glory of Political Refugee”
Edward Limonov, March 23rd, 2013
Driving Russia’s Dangerous Roads: Risking life and limb on Russia’s decrepit highway system
Yasha Levine, March 10th, 2008
Adderall Tips: How to Convince Your Shrink You Have ADD/ADHD
Abram Magomedov, June 29th, 2006
Ames Was Right Again: Obama Was A Boring Technocrat In 2008 Debates, But You Were Too Stupid To Notice
Mark Ames, October 6th, 2012
W. H. Auden: The Worst Famous Poet Of The 20th Century
John Dolan, August 28th, 2012
How Pussy Riot Troupe “Voina” Got The eXile Censored in 2008: The Lost Story
Mark Ames, August 22nd, 2012
War Nerd Classic: In Praise Of Sikhs, “The Coolest Warrior Tribe Around”
Gary Brecher, August 8th, 2012
Why Soccer Sucks: The Antidote To World Cup Idiocy
Genghis Goldberg, June 24th, 2010
Two Cities, Two Protests, One Arrest
Yasha Levine, December 11th, 2007
Hey Freepers! Mark Steyn Hates You!
John Dolan, September 23rd, 2005
War Nerd Classic: Altar Boy Vs. Altar Boy In Uganda: The Lord’s Resistance Army & Joseph Kony
Gary Brecher, March 7th, 2012
War Nerd: Altar Boy Vs. Altar Boy In Uganda: Introducing The Lord’s Resistance Army & Joseph Kony
Gary Brecher, June 26th, 2002
eXile Classic: A Hero of Our Time Hunter S. Thompson 1937-2005
John Dolan, February 18th, 2012
Big Brothers: George Orwell and Christopher Hitchens eXposed
John Dolan, October 21st, 2005
The War Nerd: Who Won Iraq? Answer: Anyone Who Stayed Out
Gary Brecher, December 15th, 2011
How The West Helped Invent Russia’s Election Fraud: OSCE Whistleblower Exposes 1996 Whitewash
Alexander Zaitchik and Mark Ames, December 9th, 2011
eXile Classic Comix: A Very Iraqi Thanksgiving!
, November 25th, 2011
A Letter To Putin From Moscow’s Foreign Press Corps
Field Marshal von Paulus, October 22nd, 2007
Hack Watch: Did Guardian Journalist Hack Again? OH NO HE DIDN’T!
, September 14th, 2007
Toxoplasma: The Obscure Cat-Shit Parasite That Explains Europe
Yasha Levine, August 21st, 2007
Serfin’ USA! Teenaged Russkies Duped Into Taking Low-Wage Summer Jobs From American Minorities
Jake Rudnitsky, August 19th, 2011
The War Nerd Vs. Neocon Knucklehead Victor Davis Hanson: A War Nerd Classic
Gary Brecher, July 29th, 2011
Black Metal Nation: How Norway Spawned The World’s Most Violent Rightwing Metalheads
Mark Ames, July 23rd, 2011
Freedom’s Just Another Word For Fascism
Mark Ames, July 13th, 2011
Final Days Of The eXile: Mark Ames Blogs The Kremlin Crackdown
Mark Ames, May 25th, 2011
The New York Times finally got around to writing about exploitation of East European student-labor by US corporations–8 years after The eXile’s Jake Rudnitsky went under deep cover with a bunch of Russian and Ukrainian teenaged serfs working in Pennsylvania. Here is The eXile’s original article…
After two years of preparation, Australian Teabaggers are finally out in force and they look positively gruesome over here, though they’ll look familiar to American readers. Climate-denying factory farmers? Check. Friends of convicted child-killers? Got em. A Pinochet-style fascist who wants to “inflict maximum pain” on the Australian economy by causing artificial famines? Yes, Sir! – ¡VIVA EL GENERALISSIMO!
I’m back, thanks to the don’t-call-it-a-depression. Thanks to this brief correction in the US economy, then. My new job lasted three months. I did all the right things, too, even smiled. Didn’t matter. I was the last hired, and you…
Last month, the New York Times magazine published a fluffer-friendly profile of James O’Keefe, the rightwing activist who specializes in bashing the poor and the vulnerable with a series of “pranks” against organizations like Medicaid and ACORN. One of the…
Update: You MUST watch today’s Ratigan performance. If we’re not going to riot against all this crap like the rest of the world is doing, Ratigan will riot for us. [Video below] Exiled Online editor Mark Ames went on MSNBC’s Dylan…
Malcolm Gladwell has described himself as a “conversation starter” who likes to “ask questions.” Well, here’s a question for Malcolm Gladwell: When you wrote all those pro-tobacco articles and the tobacco industry executives sang your praises, were they paying you to be their shill? Or did you just volunteer to write tobacco-friendly propaganda, out of a sincere belief in the righteousness of their cause?
First, ask yourself the question, do you want to see a movie in which apes revolt against humanity? If the answer’s No, ask yourself these follow-up questions: 1) Why the hell not?, and 2) What’s WRONG with you?
Cowboys and Aliens is a big mess, sure, but I don’t know what everybody’s screaming about, it’s still better than most of the other maggoty offal they’ve been serving at the multiplex all year long. Apparently critics exhausted themselves praising…
For your reading pleasure, The eXiled is reposting one of the War Nerd’s most famous–and hilarious–episodes: The epic battle pitting Gary Brecher against neocon historian Victor Davis Hanson, guru to Dick Cheney and “Scooter” Libby. Like Bull Run, this battle…
They grow some giant hogs back there in Illinois, but the CEO of Caterpillar, HQ’d in Illinois, represents a whole new subspecies of giant pork-fat-based fauna, a species that has developed the ability to lecture America and about the evils of taxing poor multinational corporations like Caterpillar, while simultaneously stuffing embezzled tax money into his pork-fattened coffers.
This article by Yves Smith is cross-posted from Naked Capitalism. Washington DC appears to be readying itself for a repeat of the TARP, namely, the passage of unpopular legislation to appease the Market Gods (and transfer even more income from…
Khloe Kardashian, Donna D’Errico of Baywatch, former Miss USA Susie Castillo, Playboy nude-model Tammy Banovac, Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones: to most Americans, a list of names like that sounds like the punch-line to an elaborate pop culture comedy routine….
My idea of a Norwegian was always some cheerless Social Democrat in a knit sweater whose greatest joy in life was comparing the price of beer in Prague (cheap) to the price of beer in Krakow (even cheaper). Then I…
My blood’s boiling as I write this: Roebourne (the town where I grew up) is under attack by Australia’s richest man, a West Australian oligarch named Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest.
The reason why this vampire-billionaire wants my hometown: Roebourne’s resident Aborigines, the Yindjibarndi people, are sitting on $280 billion dollars worth of iron ore deposits. And Forrest’s mining company, Fortescue Metals Group (FMG), wants what the Yindjibarndi have.
The eXiled has set up an emergency “deficit crisis” website calling on America to restore President Eisenhower’s top tax rate on the wealthiest 0.1% Americans: RATFOCR. Everyone agrees that the Golden Age for America’s middle-class was under President Eisenhower, when…
This article was first published in Counterpunch. The political theorists in France and Russia may be correct: Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have enemies that want to end his political career for nefarious agendas. If that is the case, it will certainly…
Ames goes on Dylan Ratigan’s show to “FOC the RATrS!” General Eisenhower-style. Folks, if America wants to be great, we must tax great!
This article was published in The eXile on December 28, 2005. The Putin regime’s latest moves to tighten controls over foreign NGOs are being portrayed in the West as yet more proof of Russia’s savage authoritarianism and anti-Western paranoia. While…
So what does Myanmar’s population look like? Its last baby boom happened in the 80s, when the fertility rate was 4.0 to 4.7 – that’s four or five kids per mother. Today it’s just over two kids. This means people born before the mid-90s pose more danger to the regime than any generation after them.
Those people hit twenty during the last decade, and, sure enough, massive protests suddenly broke out in 2007 after 19 years of relative tranquility. Media sources never failed to mention that the protests were “monk-led,” but no one seems to have caught the significance of that.
American movies are dead and I’m attending the funeral. It’ll be a long-running funeral, I expect, with services that go on for years and years and years, and I’ll be there for most of ‘em. My beloved movies! After so…
I just came across a massive dump of FBI files on the YIPPIES–the legendary 60′s youth movement led by Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman. They declassified and released over 6,600 pages of FBI surveillance and intel on the Yippies—unfiltered, a…