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DAILY INQUISITION: Halloween Sarah Palins Must Pay

Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Anyone dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween is condemned to waterboarding with extreme prejudice. How we’re going to manage to torture such a huge crowd of morons I don’t know—we’ll have to hire a…

Oct 31, 2008 | Comments Off on DAILY INQUISITION: Halloween Sarah Palins Must Pay

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DAILY INQUISITION: Human vs. Dog Bravery

Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: On rare occasions, certain people are brave, and must be commended.

Oct 29, 2008 | Comments Off on DAILY INQUISITION: Human vs. Dog Bravery

By Gary Brecher
War Nerd Update: Jack al-Sparrow vs. the Do-gooders!

Can I time these articles or what? The day after I put up my article on Ethiopia’s troubles in Somalia, 5 car bombs go off in two Somali cities targeting the Ethiopian consulate in Hargeisa, the Presidential Palace (such as…

Oct 29, 2008 | Comments (1)

By Gary Brecher
WAR NERD: From the Rhino's Head to the Hyena's Belly

A couple of years ago I mentioned that Ethiopian troops were occupying Mogadishu and said it was the perfect experimental setup for us. Now we could find out if anybody could pacify that place. Well, the answer’s in, because the…

Oct 28, 2008 | Comments (1)

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DAILY INQUISITION: White America Achieves Perfection

Today’s Defendant: White America Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Today we write in praise of White America. It’s long overdue, says Frank Rich, the New York Times columnist. He wrote a recent article called “In Defense of White America” in…

Oct 28, 2008 | Comments Off on DAILY INQUISITION: White America Achieves Perfection

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DAILY INQUISITION: Animal Righteousness

Today’s Defendant: When Animals Attack! Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: There used to be this tremendously moral show on TV back in the 1990s called When Animals Attack! It was all about how you should respect animals or else suffer…

Oct 27, 2008 | Comments (1)

By Eileen Jones
FILM REVIEW: The Depression and High School Musical 3

No way. Actually, I refuse to review High School Musical 3. We all know it’s rotten. Which brings me to my point: where the hell are the movies? I mean the ones for mass audiences, designed to make sentient beings…

Oct 27, 2008 | Comments Off on FILM REVIEW: The Depression and High School Musical 3