I wish I knew how to quit you I admit I enjoyed Pineapple Express more than I expected. Turns out it’s much more wholesome than Knocked Up and Superbad and other Judd Apatow Factory products, because Apatow & Co. have…
Aug 8, 2008 | Comments Off on FILM REVIEW: OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
It is clear by now that Bruce Ivins did indeed send those anthrax spores. The most damning evidence, in the view of the bovine chorus, is the fact that he wrote poetry. A sample of the poetical works of the…
Aug 7, 2008 | Comments Off on The Bruce Ivins Memorial Poetry Nook
In honor of today’s coup in Mauritania, EXILED ONLINE is reprinting a War Nerd classic about a previous Mauritanian coup in 2005, one of scores of coups that this War Nerd-friendly nation has been churning out since independence.
Aug 6, 2008 | Comments Off on War Nerd Classic: The Mauritania Coup Factory
On August 30, on the same day that President Medvedev announced his support of small business, an insane story appeared on Russia’s evening TV news about a corporate takeover raid in the city of Tula, just south of Moscow. Russian…
Aug 6, 2008 | Comments Off on Shootout In Tula: Corporate Raid, Russian Style
You know how Russia’s threatening to start sending nuke-carrying, long-range bombers to Cuba? Well, meet the Few, the Proud, and the Wasted of Russia’s VDV, the country’s elite Airborne Troops. Look at these faces long and hard, folks. And then…
Aug 4, 2008 | Comments Off on Russia’s Airborne Troops Celebrate In Gorky Park!
Today, we sifted through a buttloads of your fan letters and picked the first ones that floated to the top, including three letters from Iranian terrorists, a knee-scraping nightlife tool from Moscow, another cheap-ass reader, and much, much less…
Aug 4, 2008 | Comments Off on [SIC] LETTERS FROM [SIC] READERS
(This article was originally published April 1, 1997) On March 26th, communist leaders Gennady Zyuganov and Anatoly Lukyanov been seen entering dacha of famous writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn at Serebryany Bor. What for? We now know what for.
Aug 4, 2008 | Comments Off on eXile Classic: Edward Limonov’s “Solzhenitsyn Sells Out!”