Today’s Defendant: The Canonization of Kathryn the Martyr
Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Today we have the joyous task of elevating the late Kathryn Johnston, of Altanta, Georgia, to sainthood. Saint Kathryn found glory in November 2006, at the age of …
Posted on: September 9th, 2008 | Leave Comment
Today’s Defendant: White Trash
Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Today we must prune a vile weed spreading over what was once a beautiful continent: white trash. It is with heavy heart we pronounce sentence, for we are survivors of Berkeley, California, …
Posted on: September 8th, 2008 | Leave Comment
