By The eXiled Inquisition Team
Today’s Defendant: Indian Mob Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: “CEO murdered by mob of sacked Indian workers” runs the newsflash going around the internet, and we regard it in the spirit of gentle approval. Beatifications all around, perhaps?
Sep 24, 2008 | Comments Off on Daily Inquisition: Blessed Are the Mob
By The eXiled Inquisition Team
Today’s Defendant: Pixar Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Our eyes are not dazzled by your state-of-the-art animation; our hearts are not softened by your supposedly wholesome family fare. Disney pulled the same shtick in order to spread the same insidious…
Sep 23, 2008 | Comments Off on DAILY INQUISITION: Pixar Porn
By Gary Brecher
This is my third entry on the big blast at the Islamabad Marriott. God, the name says it all: “Islamabad Marriott.” Talk about two words that don’t fit together very well. The town just wasn’t big enough for “Islamabad” and…
Sep 22, 2008 | Comments Off on War Nerd Islamablog: Day 3
By The eXiled Inquisition Team
Today’s Defendant: Mickey Rourke Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: The heretic in question is just about to make a major comeback in The Wrestler, a new movie by that tick Darren Aronofsky (pi, The Fountain) which is currently wowing everybody…
Sep 22, 2008 | Comments Off on DAILY INQUISITION: Mickey Rourke at the Stake
By Eileen Jones
Gervais confronts his mortality in laxative form Jeez, it just doesn’t pay to get your hopes up, you know? You see a preview for a movie about a guy who hates people and then sees ghosts and hates them too,…
By Gary Brecher
Here’s the deal: I’m going to blog this Islamabad blast every day for a while, try to talk honestly about how to sift through the crap to try to figure out what’s really going on. It should be a good…
Sep 21, 2008 | Comments Off on War Nerd Islamablog: Day 2
By Gary Brecher
BREAKING WARNEWS! You’ve probably heard by now that Al Qaeda just zapped the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad. A truck blew up while security was going over it with sniffer dogs. At least the dogs died happy, I suppose. Those sniffer…