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American Surrender Monkeys: “Live On Chavez’s Free Gasoline Or Die!”

What does the American surrender monkey call it when he is defeated in the Iraq War, and he is forced to retreat? A real country can accept defeat like a man, admit that it lost and it is retreating, as…

Jul 21, 2008 | Leave Comment

The Taliban Strikes Back

The hills are alive with the sound of RPGs After six years of ignoring Afghanistan, things have gotten bad enough to force American officials to pay attention. For the past two months, U.S. casualties in Afghanistan have been higher than…

Jul 21, 2008 | Leave Comment

Animated Map of Middle-East Gore

I love this map of middle-east history converted into blots spilling out along a timeline. It’s like a bunch of different flavors of Hawaiian Punch getting spilled on a rug of the Middle East by drunk ten-year-olds who spiked the…

Jul 21, 2008 | Leave Comment

Why so serious?

So I’m just back from watching The Dark Knight with an audience of about five hundred reverent teenagers, some of them urgently muttering, “Yeah! Yeah!” during the more violent action sequences, and I can confirm that this film has indeed…

Jul 18, 2008 | Leave Comment

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Hitchens Gets Waterboarded, Withdraws from Iraq in 11 Seconds

Stop the presses! Christopher Hitchens just noticed that waterboarding is torture! Hitchens announced the news like he’d brought it down from Mount Sinai, in a Vanity Fair article. “Believe me,” he told a waiting nation, “it’s torture.” Well, yeah. It…

Jul 17, 2008 | Comments (3)

Browse The eXile Classics

Do you still crave the perennial favorites you’ve come to know and love and worship from the original eXile site but find yourself unable to leave the comfy confines of The eXiled? Well, we’d like to help.

Jul 17, 2008 | Leave Comment

[sic] Letters From [sic] Readers

It’s been only two days, and already we’ve received dozens of shamelessly fawning letters from readers around the world. For this inaugural [sic], we’ve invited media celebrity Tony Snow

Jul 16, 2008 | Leave Comment

Clifford J. Levy’s Cold Shower

According to Pulitzer Prize-seeking reporter Clifford Levy of the New York Times, Russia still turns off its hot water to apartments for a month every summer. It’s the kind of scoop that has made Levy a star

Jul 16, 2008 | Leave Comment

Baby Bumper Crop in Lenin’s Hometown

Gov. Sergei Morozov baptizes a UAZ-Patriot, the grand prize for one lucky newborn’s family. ULYANOVSK, Russia—On a humid Sunday afternoon in late June, about 100 couples clutching newborn babies filed into the Lenin Memorial overlooking the wide banks of the Volga River. This…

Jul 16, 2008 | Leave Comment

Russian Darwin Awards: Kid Jumps Off Bridge and Dies

A 20-year-old in Yaroslavl does a back-flop off a 70 ft high bridge on a dare, breaks his back upon entry and sinks to the bottom of Volga like a stone. His friends catch the whole thing—including his last puffs…

Jul 15, 2008 | Leave Comment

The War Nerd Radio Interview

Just in case you missed this kickass interview with Gary Brecher on Wisconsin Public Radio

Jul 15, 2008 | Leave Comment

The eXiled: We’re Back, And We’re Very Pissed Off

The eXiled Coat of Arms Is Back With A Vengeance One month ago, our newspaper The eXile got stomped into extinction by some ham-fisted Russian government officials, who decided that since there’s a new president in the Kremlin who’s talking…

Jul 14, 2008 | Comments (1)

This is Your War on Drugs

War & Drugs: flying while you’re dying Hey, I’m back! For a few weeks there, the War Nerd was unhorsed, pulled over to the side watching life’s rich convoy zoom by. Thanks to the damn ungrateful Russian government, the old…

Jul 14, 2008 | Comments Off

Prisoner Power: Limonov Celebrates Russia’s Ex-Cons

Limonov’s next move: organize Russia’s ex-cons Russian summer is short and unpredictable. The only thing that is predictable about Russian summer is that it is short. Usually, the month of May is cold, July is hot and August looks like…

Jul 14, 2008 | Comments (1)

Russian Woodstock, 2008

Welcome to Nashestvie, Russia’s largest open-air Russian rock festival. It is held annually around Moscow, this year in Tver. Can’t you just feel the love?

Jul 14, 2008 | Leave Comment

Relaunch in T-Minus 3 Days and Counting...

Launch in t-minus 10 hours and counting… Thanks to the donations from our readers, who’ve done God’s work by pitching in to keep The eXile nightmare alive, we are finally crawling out of our mass grave. As many of you…

Jul 7, 2008 | Leave Comment

About Us

The eXiled is a webzine that publishes political commentary, pop culture criticism and investigative reporting from around the world—all of it written in The eXiled’s infamous satirical and outrageous style. The eXiled has been online since June 2008 as the…

Jul 1, 2008 | Leave Comment

The eXile: Banned in Russia!

They’re looking for us! As you know, we’ve been fucked over for good in Russia. “Why they done gone ‘n do that?” you ask in your innocent/retarded Deliverance way? Well, we’re too busy hiding from the FSB

Jun 22, 2008 | Leave Comment

Thanks For Your Support!

I cry no more. Thank you…

Jun 10, 2008 | Leave Comment

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Jun 10, 2008 | Leave Comment

EXILED ONLINE Power Search

EXILED ONLINE POWER SEARCH: Search everything eXile from one easy location!

Jun 9, 2008 | Leave Comment

War Nerd Summer Reading Guide

FRESNO, CA – It’s summer, you’ve got a little more time off, so you can read up on war instead of trying to live in whatever boring suburb you live in. Lawns, neighbors, dogs, kids—it all sucks and the best…

May 20, 2008 | Leave Comment

From Lebanon To Iraq: We’re In Deep Shia Now

Iraq Police Academy 6: Doin’ The Mosul Shuffle! FRESNO, CA — OK, we’ve just gone through a really exciting time in world military moves, so let’s test your strategic IQ. What’s the relation between these three recent developments: 1. On…

May 15, 2008 | Leave Comment

War Nerd: Russia’s Other Great Victory

A map of Zhukov’s attack on Japan’s Imperial Army bears a strange resemblance to the inner jaws of those giant sandworms in Dune Everybody knows about the Fall of Berlin. You Russians will be out in the streets next week…

May 4, 2008 | Leave Comment

Issue #288 Cover

This is the cover of The eXile Issue #288, published in May 2008.

May 1, 2008 | Leave Comment