Great Obscure Films #1: A New Leaf
Free Me From Django Unchained
Skyfall: Die, Bond, Die!
Halloween Tribute: Val Lewton Sez Death Is Good!
Seven Psychopaths and One Pissed-off Reviewer
The Master: Are You Serious?
Hara-kiri: A Good Day for Self-Disembowelment
Tony Scott: Now That He’s Dead, His Films are All Great!
Copper: We’re Shocked, Shocked to Find There’s Dirt in This Slum!
The Best Film List Ever (Not)
The Dark Knight Rises vs. The 99%
The Amazing Amnesia-Inducing Spiderman
Nora Ephron Dies, and People Actually Give a Damn
Prometheus Shoulda Been a Titanic Feat
Men in Black 3: It’s Still a Good Look
Dark Shadows and the Death of Tim Burton
The Avengers: It’s, Y’know, For Kids!
The Horror of HBO’s Girls
Mumblecore Millennialism and Me
The Hunger Games: A Belated WTF
Absolutely Fabulous, Or Let’s Say You’re a Woman
Screenwriter Smackdown: Tarantino vs. The Coens
J. Hoberman Fired: Happy New Year!
A Film-Lover’s Suicide
Sherlock Holmes 2: Fine, Whatever
Hugo: Scorsese Makes Nice
Defending P.G. Wodehouse from His Goddamn Defenders
Woe Is Wodehouse And His Biography
Rin Tin Tin’s Rich Bitch Biographer
Drive: Fancy Euro Violence
Contagion, Or Curse You, Steven Soderbergh
Rat Bastard Jesse James and a New Film Genre, “The Southern”
Burke & Hare: Where Ealing Comedies Went to Die, Again
Fright Night, Or An Evening With Colin Farrell
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Hail Caesar
Cowboys and Aliens: Just Look at the Gorgeous Animals
Horrible Bosses: Straining for Laughs
American Movies Are Dead (So Party Down)
Random Opposition: Super 8 vs. Jon Benjamin Has a Van
13 Assassins: Beautiful Bloodsome Samurai
The Pirates Franchise Dies of Boredom
Movie Bridesmaids Saves Women From Extinction
Thor: Don’t Kill Yourself Over It
Insidious Isn’t
Ding, Dong, Elizabeth Taylor’s Dead
Rango: Cartoon Philosophy and Death
Wanted: More and Better Protesters
Unknown and Un-good
Charlie Sheen and the Pursuit of Happiness
Dead Celebrities 2010: A Good Gloat Spoiled
True Grit: Forget That John Wayne Stuff
The Warrior’s Way Challenge: Can You Stand It?
Walking Dead: A Character Study
Hereafter I Will Avoid Clint Eastwood Films
Peter Greenaway’s Master Class
UFOs Made Boring
Scott Pilgrim vs. the Box-office
Predators: Killing the Talkative
Great Americans
Knight and Day: Addressing the Tom Cruise Problem
Toy Story 3: Pixar Bastards Engulf the World in Tears and Snot
Mark Twain’s Autobiography: A Pre-approval
The A-Team: How Dumb Exactly?
Get Him to the Greek, Then Just Say No
Feckin’ Independent Film
Facebook Friends: God Died to Get Away From Us
Iron Man 2: Everything Money Can Buy
Glee as Election Rip-off
New Shit Has Come to Light on The Big Lebowski
Toxic Shock: Delayed Reaction to the Oscars
Tim Burton’s Alice: You Don’t Slay?
Shutter Island, Or The Hole in Scorsese’s Brain
In Praise of The Dog Whisperer
Archer: Excellence Jamboree
Exiles: Why I Hate Modern Novels
The Dirt on The Simpsons
Sherlock Holmes Gets Queered
Best and Worst Films in Ten Years
Avatar v. Red Cliff
2012: Apocalicious!
Disney’s “A Christmas Carol” Sucks As Expected, But At Least It’s Dark
Paranormal Activity: Small, Cheap, Good
A Serious Film
Michael & Me: A Love Story
The Informant!: It’s Good!
Usain Bolt vs. A Cheetah
Extract: Mike Judge Fail
Inglourious Basterds: Interesting? Boring? Both?
Uncivil War: Cousin Against Cousin
District 9: Not Bad!
In the Loop: So Many Swears
Harry Potter and the Blah-di-blah-blah
Public Enemies: Michael Mann’s Big Sad
They’re Dead, Thank God
The Taking of Pelham 123: It’s All Denzel
The Hangover: People Say It’s Really Funny
Up: Pixar Bastards Have Gone Too Far This Time
Terminator Salvation: The Future Will Be Loud
Angels and Demons: Ode to Crap
The Embiggening Power of Star Trek ‘09
Warriors on TV: That’s Entertainment!
Zombies Under Attack
Monsters vs. Aliens, Coraline, and the Brave New World of 3-D
Dead Philosophers Are Maddeningly Unhelpful
TAKE THAT, PREVIEWS
WHO’LL WATCH THE WATCHMEN? EVERYBODY
Drood: A Humongous Horror Novel
THE INTERNATIONAL: NOW WHAT?
Why the Academy Awards Are So Great
Taken: Back to Action Basics
BOOK REVIEW: Snark, and Why We’re For It
FILM REVIEW: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and the Audience That Loves This Kind of Crap
FILM REVIEW: The Day the Earth Stood Still Makes a Few Bucks
BOOK REVIEW: Outliers: The Story of Success and Why You’re Not Having Any
Film Review: Twilight and the Attack of the Vegetarian Vampires
FILM RANT: Quantum of Solace, Or Not Getting Any Action
Election ‘08 Appears to Have Actually Happened
FILM PREVIEW: Holiday Movie Mess
FILM REVIEW: The Depression and High School Musical 3
FILM REVIEW: W. Stands for “What the Hell?”
THEATER REVIEW: Keep That Curtain Closed!
FILM REVIEW: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
TV REVIEW: The Debate vs. The Ghost Shows
FILM REVIEW: Ghost Town, Or “I See Dead People and Learn How to Hug Them”
BURN AFTER READING: Another Fine Documentary by the Coen Brothers
Photo Rant: Sarah Palin, The Other Manchurian Candidate
Convention Coverage: Clowns and Orcs
The Proof That Obama Isn’t an American
FILM REVIEW: Tropic Thunder Offends Everyone by Being Funny
FILM REVIEW: OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
FILM REVIEW: Let’s Play “Preview”
Photo Rant: The Coppolas; Or, A Nice Landscape Spoiled
Film Review: Summer Movie Meltdown
